WARNING:
This contains pure trash. If you're into that kinda stuff, proceed.
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Sheriff:
"You're under arrest for illegally downloading "Heathens" by Twenty Øne Piløts!"
Me:
"Twenty Øne Piløts?! Are yøu crazy?! That is an excessive amøunt øf Piløts før øne flight, døn't yøu think?"
Sheriff:
"Don't play dumb with me. Besides you're crossing your o's!
Me:
"Nø I'm nøt!"
Sheriff:
"Everything you say can and will be held against you!"
Me:
"GERARD WAY!"
"FRANK IERO!"
"PATRICK STUMP!"
"PETE WENTZ!"
"BRENDON URIE!"
"TYLER JOSEPH!"
"JOSH DU-"
Sheriff:
*rolls eyes*
"Can it and save it for the judge."
At the trial:
*Before the judge even starts to talk*
Me:
"You're the Judge! Oh no. Set me freeeeee-ee!"
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I'm sorry I don't even know what that was, I also apologize for anyone who had a seizure due to how cringey this was. Thank you.
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