I wrote this for a friend of mine,... I hope y'all enjoy this one as much as I do! 😂:
Hallelujah! It's your birthday!
Have fun, and Give 'Em Hell Kid.
I think it will be nice out for your special day. The weather man said, "Just for the record, the weather today, is slightly sarcastic with a good chance of, A. Indifference or B. Disinterest in what the critics say," but, We Don't Believe What's On TV.
Time to Dance! I know you probably don't want to, But It's Better If You Do.
You are 1 year older today, but who cares? You're Immortal!
Just saying, Teenagers scare the living shit out of me, but you're alright.
You will be Victorious today! All of your fails count as a victory.
Do You Know What I'm Seeing? You're A Handsome Woman.
You're the Tear In My Heart. Literally the best friend I could ever ask for.
You're Crazy, but that Equals Genius.
I won't Threaten You With A Good Time (or tentacle porn for that matter), but I hope you have a good time.
Everyday I get to spend with you is a Golden Day.
You are Good, Bad, and Dirty all together.
You are part of my House Of Memories.
Without you, this would have been an Impossible Year.
I'm glad I met you and that we get to Ride through life together.
For however long that may be, Thnks Fr Th Mmrs.
So Long And Goodnight.
I hope you like it. Look, I Write Short Stories, Not Birthday Wishes. I tried my best. I'm just Folkin' Around.
Love you.
- Always,
_linny_boo_
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