Friend:
"So, what do you want for Christmas?"
Me:
"I want Patrick to shove his fedora up my ass."
Friend:
"..."
Me:
"I also want him to wear a ribbon that says 'Do Not Open Before Christmas'"
Friend:
*looks at me with shock and much concern*
Me:
"Come on, don't you know that lyric, how does it go again, oh yeah!
The ribbon on my wrist says do not open.before Christmas."
Friend:
"You need Jesus."
Me:
"Don't you mean Geesus with a 'Gee'?"
Friend:
*walks away*
Stay awesome everyone.
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Emo Quartet Things and Such
RandomThis is just a book filled with jokes, references, and puns in relations to the Emo Quartet. For anyone who doesn't know, the Emo Quartet includes Panic! At The Disco, Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, and Twenty Øne Piløts. #458 in Humor and quite...
