GUN

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*Peasant and I argue*

Me:
"Why I oughtta-"

Peasant:
"Whatcha gonna do? Shoot me?

Me:
"As soon as I get my gun-"

Friend(s) <that is if you are lucky enough to have friends lol cuz same>:
"Don't even have a gun!"

Me:
"Shut up."

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