The story of a demon; HELLBENT💥

3: the nonrebel moments

Ok, so I'll admit it! I've had a few nonrebel moments. If u like, read them;
So, one time I was in Kindergarten and we were doing the alphabet. Pretty basic stuff, they draw the letter on the board, and ure supposed to copy it. We were doing l's from the top to the bottom. However, because I'm a fucking awesome rebel I drew MY 'l' from the bottom to the top. I was going fine until that bastard Nixxiom swooped in and said 'Hellbent's drawing his l wrong'! I ended up getting a recess detention! And to this day I always draw my l's from the bottom to the top cause FUCK U, MRS JENKINS, U OLD BITCH!

I was 5-6. I was having pancakes. I took the ranch dressing, thinking it was maple syrup! It wasn't! For some reason, I ate it, and liked it! From then on, for the next few years, I always had my pancakes like that. My parents probably thought this was a good idea, cause I used to be a super picky eater...