The story of a demon; HELLBENT💥

79: weird drunk people #2

I was taking out the garbage one night at work and somebody shut the door behind me. So i had to run around the building to get to the front. As i was walking up the alleyway, i noticed a woman squatting over looking at the groud.  I thought she dropped something. As i approached her, she looked up, smiled at me and said watch out for my river. Thankfully, i did watch out for her river. The funny thing was, was that the front door was open so she could have easily went and used the ladies room. But when you gotta go, you gotta go.