When I was younger, I had a crush on a girl at my school. I didn't know much about her but I overheard tell her friends she loved scary movies, scary video games and just about anything with gore in it. So I decided to anonymously send her a box with the entrails of a pig in it. I watched with a smile as she opened the box of blood and intestines, hoping she would love it. She didn't. In fact she ran away vomiting and screaming. Unfortunately, she found out I was the box sender and never talked to me again. There's just no pleasing some people.
