138: romantic cringe

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A few years ago I was really sweet on a lady who lived a long  ways away. Long distance relationships being as they are you end up sharing a lot of photos. You know how it goes, it starts out with a picture of your face then a picture of your body, you hanging out at home then some other stuff. I'm gonna try and phrase this as polity as possible out of respect. One day she sent me a picture of her bottom. Now, before that, I need to explain something. Large postures was very popular and still are today. So I told her that her ass was fat. She got extremely upset with me and wouldn't talk to je for days. And she wasn't forgiving me for that. But look at it from my perspective. I like a big rear. I WAS COMPLIMENTING HER. Anyways, don't do that.

He likes bug butts and he cannot lie































































Someone messaged me on Snapchat and sent a selfie of themselves and I said Nice hoodie.

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⏰ Last updated: Mar 01, 2018 ⏰

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