One time in school I overheard some classmates talking about an art party they were having and they needed a nude model (😉). And of course, me being me, I volunteered. On the night of the class I stripped down and walked onto the stage. Everything was going fine... UNTIL I SAW MY CRUSH!! And her friends sitting in the front row drawing. It was a thirty minute pose, holding my position stone faced while eternally screaming. At the end I tried to take my payment and dash off but my crush stopped me. Luckily she was impressed and she thought I'd pretty big balls. I've always been one
