The story of a demon; HELLBENT💥

90: Dumbest way I've asked someone out

I had a crush on a girl that I often played Call of Duty: Black Ops 2 with. We were playing Zombie mode, and I decided to ask her out as I was reviving her. I started off asking her "would you like to go out with me", but then I got attacked and freaked out. So instead,  I said "WOULD YOU FUCK ME IN THE ASSHOLE, OH MY GOD YOU'RE SO UGLY, LEAVE ME ALONE,  OH MY GOD!". She seemed mad at the time, but five minutes later SHE started laughing about it. She asked me what I was going to ask her and when I asked her out, she said " You chose the worst possible time to ask, but sure."

What's this? What's this? The dead arose from the grave and appeared to many. Happy December First.  So to make up for my lack of updating,  I will be updating as much as possible during Christmas, starting from today.