When I was fourteen I was talking to my friend during church service. We found a joke on my phone that made us both burst out laughing. The pastor overheard us and said If something's that funny you should share it with everyone. So i went over to the front of the service, took the microphone and said What do you call a five year old with no friends?. The audience stared at me nervously, awaiting the punchline. A Sandy Hook survivor! . The entire audience gasped and me and my family were escorted out of the church and told never to come back again.
