Oh men here I am, Joy in the place to be.. mah men..haha inspired by my friend’s english novel session… (let’s just hide her true identity. By the way her name is lonelyheaven just read her story ok, entitled One Broken Promise.) Haha yun oh try ko lang mag English ah. Kumontra matatae.. Haha. Tubig men..Tubig Hihi bwiset.. Oh yan ang tinatawag na Real smooth dude!! Nyahaha. Smooth na smooth yan sa sobrang lambot at dulas.. Nyahaha, Anong sinabi ng buk2 nila Zarren at Anghel dito, Haha panis ang kulangoters nila.. Started with a K daw oh, waaah chaka naman yun eh, mas maganda ‘to dun. At balita ko yung buk 3 ni Scarlet nasimulan na ah.. Tsk, pinaparami lang daw nya ang mga kakwentahan, ala daw kasing kwenta eh. Haha Pinapasabi nga pala ni Karu yung padulas daw Scarlet, para daw mapabilis. Nadadaan daw sya sa suhol. Nyahaha! Pero buti nalang naisingit ni Karu tong special nose bleeding edition ko.. Haha Iba talaga ang may tax refund. Tsk..Kahit dito manlang maisulat nya ang napakaganda at walang katulad kong pangalan.. Joy.. yun oh.. Simulan na yan karu.. Ganda mo talaga Karu, woooh!!!
Settting: Liblib na lugar. Pero makulay ang buhay kahit sa liblib na lugar
Karu speaking (may hawak na tissue pamunas ng malapit ng magdugong ilong.. yun oh): Once upon a time, there lived a beautiful princess named Joy.. She lived in a very very high tower. Just imagine Rapunzel here ok? Alright, a a I like. Joy had a very nice and soprano voice. Every day she sings a song. But not an ordinary song huh. It was an extraordinary. Like Yakisoba the extra ordinary pancit. (POoooteEk, baka mawalan ako ng kredibilidad todits.. Nyahaha. Sa bagay wala na nga ata eh.. hihi). Ok, that’s it extra ordinary song like the song of Nicki Minaj. You know some kinda fast rap.. As Joy was singing the boom badoom boomboom badoom boomboom badoom boomboom yeah that’s the superbass, a tall dark and handsome prince heard her angelic voice. He called her.
“Hey you my princess! I heard you singing. You have a very beautiful voice. Come down here and lemme have your name and cellphone number, oops, do you have an fb account?”
“Oh I’m so shy. That’s what I am. I’am what I am.” –(Pwede magtagalog kahit sa comment manlang? Tae tae tae tae tae tae!!!!!Yun lang comment ko.. haha)
“Oh come on don’t be shy. Ahmm, I think, it would be fine if I will be the one to go up there. Is it ok with you?” –Prince Andrew on the red corner. Haha
“As I’ve said I’m shy…but only a little.. Let me think first..(1, 2, 3 sec) ok. Go up here. But we don’t have any stairs.”
“But how will I go there?”
“Here, here, use my hair..” (hair saan? Omg rebonded hair from the under arm? Haha tibay nga daw eh.. tsk)
After a minute..”Oh your hair smells so sweet. I love it. Its real smooth dude.. Hehehe”-Prince Andrew on the blue corner. Haha
As Prince Andrew reached her, they talked, laughed, sing, dance, eat, haha whatever chuvaness and begin to discover things about each other. After few hours, the witch arrived. Andrew escaped with the help of his flying carpet. (putek, eh may flying carpet pala bat nagpakahirap pang umakyat sa hair ni Joy? Tsk).
Syempre pagdating todits, tagalog na eh kasi bobo sa English ang witch, you know I want to continue our english session pa naman kaso, ahm, ehmm some other time. Some other part of this story ok.. Haha, afraid ang lolaers nyo baka di matapos eh.. waaaah.
