Rejected By My Mate

5

I woke up the next morning and cried. Not only was tonight the full moon, but I was on my period! I accused mother nature of hating me and went off down the stairs.

I went to the fridge and took out the cookies that my mother insists on putting in the fridge because she hates me and is out to ruin my life. The cream in the oreos was slightly cool and completely satisfactory in every way.

Suddenly Rider James came up behind me. "Oreos aren't vegan, Peaches." he said flatly.

"Oh! Rider James!" I turned bright red. He must think I'm so fat. I push the cookies away and pretend that there aren't cookie crumbs literally coating my face. "I hate you so much because you saw me eat oreos!"

Rider James shrugged. "I had sex with one of your secondary character friends who is unimportant to the plot line and doesn't have a name."

"That's okay." I shrugged. "She isn't important to the plot line."

"You have to go to school today. For the whole day." he said. I feigned death and flopped onto the floor, curling up into the fetal position.

"But that's so long!"

"Your day is literally half an hour of spitefully staring at Silica before you go to one class for an hour and then you run home crying." Rider James was unsympathetic to how hard my life was.

"You missed the part where she spreads rumours about me and ruins my life." I wailed, sucking on my thumb.

"You do that yourself anyway." Rider James muttered, grabbing me by my wrist and dragging me out the door to get into his Lamborghini.

I cried the entire way to school. "No one understands how hard my life is. It's so hard being a multi-millionaire." Rider James grunted and pulled into the parking lot.

His grunt was so sexy. I hated it.