Rejected By My Mate

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Emelie didn't bother defending my honour. Instead, Jimmy Falcon laughed and Assassino dropped to the floor screaming my eyes as if he were in agony. I marched up to Assassino and was ready to punch him in the face when I felt my iPhone seven plus get taken from my hand. I whipped around right away to see who had taken it, just in time to see Jimmy Falcon take off through the cave. 

Of course I ran right after him. At first I was hot on his heels, but I gradually got tired and slowed down. How could a skinny little vampire kid who probably spent all day needing SPF 500 tanning lotion and playing nerdy RPGs in his mother's basement run so fast? Eventually I did catch up to him again, grabbed him by the shoulder and ripped my phone from his hand. 

"What the hell! You're such a jerk, Jimmy Falcon!" I yelled, barely realizing that we'd run half way through the city.  We stood in one of the subway tunnels, which confused me as I didn't remember any of the run at all. Much less running at least thirty kilometers after a skinny fledgling kid.

"You're welcome." he said with a heavy breath. His face was dripping sweat and his snowy cheeks had a bit of colour in them. I guess in the lower lighting and after a seemingly impossible amount of running, he was kind of cute. Had a very angular face and strong features. "You owe me, big time, Jane." 

I narrowed my eyes at him and noticed that he wasn't looking at me. I followed his eyes down to see that I'd magically shrunk back to the size I'd been before Rider James left me for my sexy mother. "How did you do that?" I was so excited. It had been a very long time since I'd seen my feet. They were very cute. Sadly, my overly revealing and very x-rated lingerie was a dress on me now, meaning I would have to get something else. Again.

"It's a secret. Now you owe me." he said again.

"Like what?"

"Set me up with your friend Evelyn. I like her. She's feisty." Jimmy Falcon grinned and rubbed his hands together. "And she's got a great pa-" I held up a hand to stop him from talking.

"I'll do what I can but I kinda think that she's like, with Assassino." I shrugged.

Jimmy Falcon laughed and shook his head. "Holy bubble head. Emelie and Assassino have been..." he raised his eyebrows at me a few times. "For quite some time now. Evelyn and Assassino aren't anything."

"Oh." I nodded. 

My phone made its third reminder chime, prompting me to check it. 

I had sex with the hot cashier from the TV store.

I sighed and rubbed my forehead. "We aren't even a thing, Rider James, I don't care until later on in the day. Jeez."

"You used to be with Rider James?" Jimmy Falcon asked. I nodded. "I heard he's a sex god."