Rejected By My Mate

10

It was finally Saturday. I got up, stretched and played Ariana Grande loud enough to echo through the whole mansion. When I got down the stairs, Rupert passed me my Saturday morning latte. Today was pumpkin spice because that was what I asked from last night.

In the main room, Daddy was asleep with a Stephen King book on his face and a sudoku puzzle in his lap. My birthday streamers were still up, and I beamed at my 22 banner. I had eight more years of hideous youth before I became a whiny old woman like everyone else.

My phone dinged, I pulled it out to see a text from Silica. Rider James slept at my house last night.

How dare she! I texted her back to tell her that she was the worst person even and I hoped that she got AIDS some day. Of course, I'm an idiot and I don't really know what AIDS is I just know I want Silica to have it.

Already do. ;)

She replied. I started to cry. Why did that mean girl have to ruin everything? She wouldn't even let me try to ruin her life right? "Why don't you understand how hard my life is, Silica Doberman?" I whined loudly.

Rupert's mustache wiggling caught my attention. "No one understands how hard your life is because you're an unlikeable person, Peaches." he said, shrugging. My eyes bugged out if my chest and I dropped to the floor, mortally wounded by his words.

"I hate you Rupert! You make everything worse with your culturak diversity! You're worse than Silica. I hate you!" I bawled very loudly, not caring that I woke Daddy.

"Peaches, please calm down." he sighed, rubbing his ears. "You're hurting me with your annoying, whiny, off-key white girl voice."

"I hate you too Daddy! You're ruining my life."

A gruff, sexy, irritated voice joined in. "Who isn't ruining your life, Peaches?" Rider James added from the corner. He was totally naked except for one sock on his left foot.

"Rider James!" I yelled, accusingly. "You slept at Silica's house last night!"

Rider James scrunched up his face and shook his head. "No," he said. "I slept here last night."

"No you didn't!" I screamed. "That isn't what Silica said."

"I know where I was Peaches."

"Well you weren't with me, I huffed.

Rider James shrugged and turned away. He paused and looked over his shoulder at me. "Oh," he added. "I had sex with your mom."