Rejected By My Mate

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Because Jimmy Falcon was being whiny and wouldn't let Emelie and I leave without him we eventually opted to very dangerously bring him back to the cave. I didn't understand why he was so needy. 

When we got him to the cave I was pretty sure that Kyle Biker was ready to kill us. He wanted to know why on bleep we would bring a vampire in in the first place. But Emelie just shrugged and said that he was only a fledgling and wasn't going to cause any real problems because he wasn't a real vampire yet. After that was squared away, Kyle Biker looked at me and scrunched up his face in a super non-sexy way that made me think he was less hot for about five seconds until he did a sexier-than-Rider-James grunt. I probably moaned.

"Peaches Freeberry Jane? Is that you?" he asked. I nodded, why was everyone saying I looked different but not being sure to ask if I was okay after being hit by a freaking bus. "I'm glad that you took off that troll mask. You look much better now." the alpha nodded and crossed his arms over his chest.

I was taken aback that he thought that my flawlessly made over face was a mask. "Whatever." I said with a shrug. "Where's Evelyn? I need to ask her and her nymphomaniacal ways if I'll look slaying sexy in this lingerie."

"She's in one of the corridors. Did you hear that she and Assassino are step siblings? I thought they were a couple?" Kyle Biker asked over my head to Emelie. She giggled and nodded and rolled her eyes. "That's like legal incest isn't it?"

"Libra what?" Emelie narrowed her eyes at Kyle Biker. I wasn't sure what he was talking about either. What the hell was an incest and why would he ask if it was a libra?

"God it's a good thing you're pretty." Kyle Biker said before turning and walking away from us. 

"Hey!" Emelie called back, "I'm perfect in every way, thank you very much!"

She was pouting, but the three of us ventured off into the cave going down every corridor until we found Evelyn and Assassino in one of the rooms. They were making out, like hard. I couldn't help but stare until Emelie covered my eyes like a mother when there's a death scene in a movie. "Uh, Evie!" the model called into the room with an uncomfortable giggle. "We're back with Peaches's lingerie!"

Evelyn shoved Assassino away from her hard and stared blankly. "Well we don't got all day put that bleeping wannabe sexy bleep on." she said, leaning to one side a bit and resting her hand on her hip. 

Excited, I ducked into the next free room and put on the lingerie. I stepped out and back into Evelyn's room. Seemingly out of nowhere she had a cup of coffee, which she spat on Jimmy Falcon's shirt. "You are way too fat for that thing. You are exploding out the bleeping sides, holy bleeping bleep." she covered her eyes.

I was offended. Clearly she didn't understand how hard it was to only be semi sexy. Considering that she had an ugly face and an ugly personality.