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[ABOUT BABY MOGAN]


logan: barbara, your dreams of becoming a godmother won't be dreams in about seven and a half months

barbara: are you saying what i think you're saying

logan: yes???

barbara: mOGAN BABY IS STILL ALIVE I'M CRYINF HAPPY TEARS

taylor: she actually is, we are about to shoot and she's just sitting in a corner with a psycho smiles and tears running down her cheeks

alex: I'M GOING TO BE AN AUNT I'M SO HAPPY

carter: please don't do like our parents, name the baby something that won't get them bullied pls

james: okay just fyi, my name rocks

alex: our teacher in the fourth grade asked for a "sir james kade" after asking for a "either sir or miss alex kade"

james: yeah, and she almost cried when i told her that i have a vagina

alex: you got a little boy to cry by saying that

ryan: so you're still preggers

logan: yeah

ryan: ugh, that means you can't eat sushi with me

logan: i don't even like sushi

ryan: r00d

carter: oh and is matthew fucking daddario the father?

logan: kinda

james: is he hot?

ryan: james, he's sex on fucking legs, how do you not know what he looks like?

james: well i have this thing called a social life, google it

carter: burn

alex: o.o

logan: you are ruining alex's innocence, stop

carter: says the pregnant lady

logan: -.-

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