MATT
okay so when can we tell people what gender grape is
you mean what sex grape is
gender is between the ears not the legs :)
MATT
okay so when can we tell people about it
we can have a "gender" reveal party??
MATT
yES
MATT
okay so what kind
MATT
a cake one?
MATT
like, where the inside of the cake is dyed either blue or pink because the society still think that colors can be tied down to genders
a cake wouldn't be enough for all of the people we should invite. like, i have five sisters, you have two sisters, your parents, our friends, and that's a lot of people
MATT
true
MATT
what about a balloon one?
what?
MATT
we put helium balloons in a box and then we open it and they all fly out
sounds great!
MATT
also there's a cake in your fridge
no there isn't wtf
MATT
yes there is, i made one with alex yesterday for you
oh
thank you!!
wait what
matt
is this for real?
MATT
why i have no idea what you're talking about
it says;
"dad i'm hungry."
"hi hungry grape i'm dad."
on the cake
are you staying?
MATT
yes lo
MATT
i'm staying
oh fuck i'm crying again
thank you so much
thank you for not leaving me
leaving us
MATT
literally no problem at all
MATT
now go eat your cake and have fun with taylor and barbara :)
i will!
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Fanfiction"I don't care if you want to take care of this baby or not, I'm keeping it." In which Logan Kade and Matthew Daddario slept together once one month ago, and he didn't know how to react to the outcome. [SOCIAL MEDIA]
