POSITIVE || MATTHEW DADDARIO

TWO

[WE ARE GIRLS, DAMN IT]

logan: the chat name still cracks me up

ryan: i had to yell at one of james' college teachers a couple of weeks ago because he said that she didn't have a name that was appropriate for the weaker sex

logan: what the hell

carter: tell him that the pain limit for passing out is way lower than the pain a woman experience while giving birth and see how weak he thinks we are then

alex: what

james: carter are you high

carter: it's actually true, i learned about it in biology in the eleventh grade. did all of you just skip that?

logan: well i dropped out when i was sixteen to model full time, sooo

james: i barely passed bio, car

alex: well, i slept through most of my classes and i'm currently retaking my senior year so how was i supposed to know that?

ryan: hey, i barely got into college so

logan: but, i have something to tell you guys, and it's pretty funny that you chose to say that to prove that women are strong, too

carter: what, are you pregnant or something?

james: lol that'd be funny

ryan: ^

alex: you are being rude, guys

james: oh loosen up, twinster

logan: that's it, actually

james: wat

alex: congratulations!

alex: wait, is it a good thing?

logan: i don't know, alex

carter: oh shit, sorry lo

logan: no worries, car

ryan: are you going to keep it?

logan: yeah

ryan: oh. how far along are you?

logan: about a month, i found out a couple of days ago

alex: i don't know about the others, but i will support you through all of this, logan. and so will barbara, you know :)

james: does that make me an aunt?

carter: of course it does, dipshit

ryan: who is the father? do you know who it is?

logan: well, you haven't met him, but i do know who the father is

alex: well, then who is it?

logan: his name is matthew

carter: is he treating you well?

logan: car, i don't know him. we hooked up once in a bathroom at a restaurant

james: well shitfuck

ryan: we'll support you, lo. of course we will, we are family