Constantine. <Dead Ninja Sequel> (Oh Hold)

Chapter Sixteen

I decided to whip up a small chapter for y'all! enjoy!

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I appeared next to Shikamaru with a grin. He raised a brow and smiled slightly.

“Why are you so happy?” he asked and I winked.

“Because I just am.” He rolled his eyes and leaned back further into the couch. Dad and Hidan were arguing about which movie we all should watch. Oh course, Dad wants to watch Chuck Norris Goes Shinobi.

“Chuck Norris is the best person in the planet! How could you not love him?!” He insisted and Hidan scoffed.

“Hot Rod is so much better! And besides, you’ve seen that goddamn movie a hundred times!” he shot back. Hot Rod was Hidans favorite movie, as was mine. But I wasn’t going to bother with stating my opinion. I already knew that Dad was going to win because every time they argue about this he wins by saying that this was Moms house and he was the husband.

“This is June-chans house and I’m her husband which makes this my house and MY TV!” Dad roared and Shikamaru and I sweat dropped. Hidan groaned and threw both of the movies at him.

“Whatever! You are an idiot!” Hidan growled at him and stomped over next to me and sat down with a big attitude.

I patted his leg comforting.

“It’s okay Hidan-chan, Daddy is just going to end up balling by the end of the movie anyways. And besides, we are going to have to stop watching soon for dinner anyways.” Hidan sniffed but nodded.

“Okay.”

Ten minutes later and Dad was crying his eyes out and yelling at the television. He was sitting next to Shikamaru, so Shika had scooted closer and closer to me, to get away from my crazy father.

“Chuck!!!!!!! Don’t do it!!” Dad yelled at the screen and my mom walked into the living room, she looked livid.

“Kakashi DeShaw DeAndre Marquis Darnell Terrell Malik Trevon Tyrone Willie Dominique Demetrius Reginald Jamal Maurice Jalen Darius Xavier Terrance Adre Darryl Hatake!” She boomed, making everyone flinch back. “You better shut off that damn TV before I throw it out of the goddamn house! I cannot believe you are making these kids watch that show! Half of the movie is goddamn porn! You best get yo skinny little ass off of that couch and get Yahtzee out of the closet and play that damn game with the kids!” She yelled and when she noticed there was a girl showing her boobs on the TV, she took a deep breath.

Suddenly she appeared in front of the TV, ripped it off of the mantle and in a flash she chucked it out of the house.

“I warned your skinny ass and you didn’t turn it off!” she yelled right before Dad was about to protest. Dad crawled in a corner and began sobbing miserably. Shikamaru poked me and I looked at him.

“Is... is that your Dad’s middle name?” he whispered. I nodded.

“Yeah. It was originally Bob but my mom made him change it while she was pregnant with me. She said it was just to yell at him so it’d sound more epic than just saying ‘Kakashi Bob Hatake!’.” I impersonated her voice and Shika began chuckling.

The rest of the night was quite awkward. Mom kept on nagging me and Shika about wanting to give us the ‘talk’ but we both refused to listen. I ate my chocolate with blood in the middle- mom made those for me, she’s so nice! Mom drank her ‘red wine’ and everybody else ate their normal dinner. Well except for Sasori but he’s a puppet so he can’t eat anyways…