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PortNes Headcanons

• hi yes hello good fucjing luck to both of you
• they're weird in the cutest way bUt
• Portugal!!! Is!!! Clingy!!!
• like seriously don't be fooled by his charming looks
• Nesia's studying?
• 'Nesia cuddle me'
• Nesia's working?
• 'Nesia cuddle me'
• They're in a world meeting?
• 'Nesia cuddle me'
• Nesia's in the shower?
• 'Nesia ya boy need some hugs-'
• 'mATE WTF GET OUT'
• it's not like she mind tho. she'd never admit it but she loVEs the attention he gives her
• caught him grinning at his phone once and thought he was cheating at her but noooo. loser was just playing cooking mama (cooking Roma?)
• the type of couple who would be suuuuper salty together. salty and bitter. like nano nano.
• 7/10 would do pda but only if Portugal's jealous
• like this one time Japan was talking to her about some business partnership and all the sudden Portugal was already wrapping his arm around her shoulders and growling 'I colonized her first'
• Nesia was just kind of like 'okay ya'll hOLD UP WHAT THE FUCJ????????'
• and sometimes he just doesn't give any shiz
• 'FERNANDO I ALMOST GOT KIDNAPPED BY THIS GUY TODAY HE HAD A MACHETE'
• '(Portugal laughing) that's probably just Spain again'
• 'wHy ArE yO U lAug HinG I alMosT Di ED'
• 'nah my girlfriend is capable of taking  care of herself'
• *NESIA BLUSHING INTENSELY*
• oh yea also Spain probably cried crocodile tears when PortuNes got official
• 'YOU!1!!1! CHEAT ON MY BROTHER AND I'LL BREAK YOUR NECK. AND YOU!!1!11 HARM HER AND I'LL WHIP YO ASS TO THE MOON' -Spain2kSomething
• she's the only person Portugal let to touch his hair (ahem, other than Maccau bc that boi is the only one who can tie Portugal's hair right)
• and ya know you're special in Portugal's life when he let you touch his ponytail
• i'm like 19681919% sure Nesia tried to braid it tbh (a surprisingly successful attempt)
• his hair is really soft
• it smells nice too so Nesia likes his hair ever since she was smol
• oh wow I literally forgot to add their backstory
• where do i even start??? um ok
• *sweats* in 1511, the Portuguese harbored at... (checks history schoolbook) uh, Maluku to... Trade... And... Buy spices... Ah fucj it
• and yeah you know things like that. you get the point.
• at that time, few empires still existed. because Nesia is a direct descendant of Sriwijaya and Majapahit, and Portugal did a lot of business with empires, he met Nesia a lot of times
• but Nesia was still smol then, like 9 in immortal age, so he's just like 'Ei criança(1) you're pretty cute I might make a move on you when you're older' (sounds familiar? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°))
• Nesia didn't even blush she's just like *the most flattered face a child nation can make*
• sADly somEwhEn iN thE 16th CentUrY NetHerlAndS dEciDed to bE an //arse// anD StolE HeR FroM PoRtuGal
• Portugal and Netherlands fought for her and Neth kinda won ;_; and Neth forced Portugal to leave Nusantara (Nesia's ancient name)
• you should've seen her crying face when Neth took her
• you'd probably cry too
• smol bby is offended her former *big bro* was taken away from her
• WHEN PORTUGAL SAW HER THE FIRST TIME SINCE HE WAS DEFEATED BY NETH, THEY WERE IN A WORLD MEETING AND NESIA HAD GROWN INTO A YOUNG WOMAN FIGHTING FOR HER INDEPENDENCE AND HE TURNED TO SPAIN WITH HIS EYES WIDE BECAUSE 'WHO'S THAT GIRL I THINK I KNOW HER- OHMYG THAT'S INDONESIA??!1? INDONESIA AS IN NUSANTARA?!1? DAMN GIRL PUBERTY DID A GOOD JOB'
• she never help him with his mechanical works stuff not because she doesn't want to, but because he doesn't let her
• like if she helps him nothing- literally nothing gets done. he always gets distracted by her making machine-related puns
• most likely to end up getting tired from laughing so they both snooze on the couch on 'accident' oops

Bonus :
• Fernando has a nickname for Nesia and it's weird bc who tf calls their partner spice spice baby???? apparently he does ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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i don't even ship(?) but aw
(1)Ei criança : Hey kid (google translate :/)