APH Indonesia Scenarios

Nesia x Various // One Smooth Motherfukcer

new year's special! ALSO TODAY IS RUSSIA'S BIRTHDAY I FEEL SO BLESSED THIS SINNAMON ROLL EXISTS 🇷🇺

a thing about Nesia only few people know of : she's really smooth and good at pick up lines. like, really good.

Belgium
Belgium : *sighs* sometimes i feel like a worthless piece of trash.
Nesia : as someone who 'cares deeply for the environment', i am obligated to pick you up. is next week okay?
Belgium :
Belgium : oh

Belgium : whenever i feel good about myself, pretty girls come by and my self-esteem drops again
Nesia : then stop walking by mirrors.
Belgium : !!!

BONUS
Belgium : getting in a relationship seems soooo much easier in movies...
Nesia : how about i take you to one then?
Hungary : fUCKING SMOOTH HOLY CHRIST

Malaysia
Malaysia : everyone is kissing someone else for new years but i get to kiss a stuffed tiger so who really wins here
Nesia : the stuffed tiger.
Malaysia :
Malaysia :
Malaysia :
Malaysia : bruh.

Nesia : Malon, are you a garbage man?
Malon : Indon what the fuck
Nesia : because i'm trash and i need you to take me out ;)
Malaysia :
Malaysia : oh so you finally realized
(Malaysia more like MalaySass)

Denmark
Nesia : Denmark, have you ever heard of this fanfiction called 'Gutters'?
Denmark : uh, yeah?
Nesia : if you were a fruit you'd be finapple.
Denmark :
Nesia :
Denmark :
Nesia :
Denmark : that's flattering but please don't hit me in the feels ever again

Denmark : Nesia, i need help. how do i ask a Norwegian out?
Nesia :
Malaysia : oh no
Iceland : oh no
Vietnam : oh no
Nesia : *clears throat* roses are red, violets are blue, gUESS WHAT, MY BED HAS A ROOM FOR TWO
Japan : nO
Nesia : or, *clears throat* tWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR, WE CAN DO IT IN A CAR
England : STOP IT
Nesia : *clears throat*
Cambodia : NESIA NO
Nesia :
Nesia :
Nesia : *softly* row, row, row your boat gently down the stream
China : STOP RIGHT THERE ARU
Nesia : *at full volume* MERRILY MERRILY MERRILY MERRILY I CAN MAKE YOU SCREAM
All : *screams in agony*

Russia
Russia : i'm not fat, my thighs are big because they're full of secrets.
Nesi : then wrap them around my ears and let me hear all of them. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Russia : *gasps*
Nesia : seriously tho

Nesia : are you developing nuclear weapons?
Russia :
Nesia : because you da bomb.
Russia :
Russia : well that was misleading i thought you'd like to buy some

Australia
Australia : hA I WOULDN'T EVEN DATE MYSELF
Nesia : your standards must be very high.
Australia :
Australia : i'm

Australia : WAIT DO YOU GUYS REALIZE WE NEVER STOP TASTING OUR OWN TONGUES
Nesia : ...how about i taste yours for a change?
New Zealand : dang

Singapore*
Singapore : when i post a selfie, three people goes blind and four dies.
Nesia : yeah, that's what happens when you see an angel's true form.
Singapore : :')

Singapore : *sighs* how do i install a cute and attractive face?
Nesia : you can't install a software that's already on the device...
Singapore : you smooth mother effer.

Netherlands
Nesia : i'd offer you a cigarette-
Neth : ???
Nesia : -but you're already smoking hot.
Neth :
Neth : w o w
Nesia : kidding. stop smoking.
Neth :

Nesia : are you one of Van Gogh's masterpiece?
Neth :
Nesia : because i'd like to nail you up against a wall.
Neth :
Neth :
Neth : *starts stripping*
Nesia : WTF PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON YOU BUNNY LOVING PEDO I'M A VIRGIN

Japan
Nesia : are you a katana?
Japan : ...what?
Nesia : because you're looking pretty damn sharp *ayyye*
Japan :
Japan :
Japan : what

Nesia : you must be the square root of two-
Japan : ?
Japan : Nesia-chan, there is no square root of-
Nesia : -because i feel irrational around you ;)
Japan :

Nesia : do you have 11 protons?
Japan : um
Nesia : because you're sodium fine
Japan : *sweatdrop*

Portugal
Nesia : roses are red
Portugal :
Nesia : tomatoes are redder
Portugal : wot
Nesia : i think we both know i like you way better.
Portugal : :D

Portugal : can 2017 pls be the year i become hot
Nesia : no
Portugal : i'm offende-
Nesia : but it can become the year you realize you always were
Portugal : *short circuits*
Nesia : *quietly* seriously tho has he ever seen himself gosh da n g

Ughmerica
I mean America iM SORRY
FREEDOM!!! BALD EAGLES!!! MOTHER EFFING UNITED STATES!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Nesia : seeing you is like when I go to McDonalds and finding 11 McNuggets in my 10 piece meal :)
America :
America : surprisingly this fucking works on me

America : i am the fries at the bottom of the McDonalds bag
Nesia : explain
America : i'm unnoticed.
Nesia :
Nesia :
Nesia :
Nesia : 'unnoticed'
Nesia : fIRST OF ALL, HAVE YOU EVEN SEEN YOUR BROTHER?
America :
America : who?
Nesia : *sighs*
Nesia : sECOND, MAYBE YOU GET 'UNNOTICED' - if that's how you see yourself - AT FIRST, BUT SOMEONE IS ALWAYS THRILLED TO SEE YOu
England : inspirational.
France : that 'someone' is definitely not me though
England : hush you

Philippines
Piri : why am i awake at 2 AM
Nesia : because you don't need beauty sleep, you're already beautiful (◡‿◡✿) 
Piri :
Piri : thanks buddy
(Nesia : #FRIENDZONED #KARMA'SGOTME #ISTHISBECAUSEIFRIENDZONEDAUSSIE)

Nesia : are you a mango?
Piri : um?
Nesia : because i find you a-peeling.
Piri :
Nesia : get it? appealing? peeling? mangoes?
Piri : oH
Nesia :
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*no, Singapore is not related to Nesia. he is considered as Nesia and Malon's youngest brother though.