Oneshots *Kellic* *Cashby* *Perrentes*

Gay Chat Pt. 3 (Kellic, Perrentes, Cashby)

Aus10: hi

Kells Q: OHMYGODK IM NOT THR FIRST ONE TO TEXT FOR ONEC WHAT IS THIS

Aus10: jfc all i said was hi

Viccy Fuentits: Hola senor

Kelvin: stfu ur white

Ginger Princess Leia <3: not as white as me tho

Viccy Fuentits: tru

mik: vic do u have a condom i can borrow

Viccy Fuentits: bOrRoW???? wTF ARE JUST GONNA GIVE IT BACK WHEN UR DONE MIKE WAHT THE HELL

Aus10: i shouldnt be laughing

Ginger Princess Leia <3: AaHhahaHAHhahHAHhha

Tony_Turtle: wHY WOULD YOU ASK HIM OVER THE GROUP CHAT

mik: so he would be aware to not come into my room

Tony_Turtle: sigh.

Kelvin: im going to fucking kill kanye i swear to god

Viccy Fuentits: me to. whatd he do this time

Kelvin: nothing i just hate him with a burning passion

Aus10: ill help hide the body

Tony_Turtle: austni the fuk

mik: austni

Ginger Princess Leia <3: austni

Kelvin: austni

Viccy Fuentits: asutni

Aus10: tHE FUCK ARE WE PLAYING???? SCRABBLE??

Kelvin changed Aus10's name to 'scrabbled asutni'

scrabbled asutni changed Kelvin's name 'vicsucker69'

Viccy Fuentits: damn aus10 savage as hell...but v truthful

vicsucker69: actually i prefer getting down on my knees but whatever works

Ginger Princess Leia <3: same

Viccy Fuentits: jesus FUCKING CHRIST CAN MIKE & TONY BE ANY FUCKING LOUDER I SWEAR TO GOD

vicsucker69: y dont u cum here?

Viccy Fuentits: not a bad idea tbh

scrabbled asutni: im curious about the longest time u 2 have gone without sex after u started dating

Ginger Princess Leia <3: aus y the hell r u curious about something like that

scrabbled asutni: idk i just wanna know considering they literally do the frickle frackle every 2 hours

vicsucker69: f r i c k l e f r a c k l e

Viccy Fuentits: ;)

vicsucker69: i think the longest time was 2 days becuz i had 2 go somewhere w/ my mum

Ginger Princess Leia: i think the longest me n austin have gone is a day since we started dating

scrabbled asutni: babe i dont think they care

Viccy Fuentits: OH MY GOD WEVE GONE LONGER WITHOUT SEX THAN CASHBY WAT BUT WERE THE MOST ACTIVE COUPLE OUT OF THIS GROUP WE HAVE

Ginger Princess Leia <3: i beg to differ

vicsucker69: y the fuck r we talking about this??

scrabbled asutni: ive been wondering the same thing

Viccy Fuentits: gays did u hear about those two gays at school who just came out...or actually kanye outed them

vicsucker69: honestly im so fucking done with kanyes shit

scrabbled asutni: ^^^^

vicsucker69: ^^^^^^^^

Ginger Princess Leia <3: ^^^

mik: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Tony_Turtle: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Viccy Fuentits: oH WOW LOOK WHO DECIDED TO FINALLY JOIN US

mik: stfu

Viccy Fuentits: yeah thats exactly what i was trying 2 tell you two but guess who didnt listen

vicsucker69: damn babe chill your ass is showing

vicsucker69: sass*

vicsucker69: dammit

Viccy Fuentits: not yet ;)

Tony_Turtle: sO HOW WAS EVERYONES DAY GOOD MINE WAS SHIT BECAUSE I THINK MY ASSHOLE HOMOPHOBIC FATHER IS GETTING SUSPICIOUS OF MIKE AND I'S 'FRIENDSHIP' BUT ITS OKYA BECAUSE MIKE MADE IT BETTER

mik: im sorry but i hate your father

Tony_Turtle: theres no need to be sorry because same

scrabbled asutni: we need more people added to this chat

vicsucker69: tru

vicsucker69: wait vic who were the 2 gays that kanye outed

Viccy Fuentits: dan howell and phil lester i think r their names

scrabbled asutni: aw now i feel bad. theyre both too innocent and adorable to be a victim of kanye :(

Ginger Princess Leia <3: still not as cute as me...

scrabbled asutni: is that jealousy i smell?

vicsucker69: should we add them to the chat?

Viccy Fuentits: sorry to get off topic real quick but kells can i come over, mike and tony are going for round 2 and ive heard enough

vicsucker69: of course you can

Viccy Fuentits: yAYYYYY

vicsucker69: so should we add them

Ginger Princess Leia <3: honestly i think theyre too innocent...i mean our convrsations can get pretty...weird sometimes

scrabbled asutni: he makes a point

vicsucker69: what if we ask them tomorrow and warn them about how weird our sonversations r and if they still want to well add them?

scrabbled asutni: good idea

Viccy Fuentits: yes

Viccy Fuentits: welp i gotta blast, ill talk to you gays later

vicsucker69: i gtg too, bye cashby

Ginger Princess Leia <3: bye kellic

scrabbled asutni: baiiii

Ginger Princess Leia <3: hey Aus

scrabbled asutni: yes?

Ginger Princess Leia <3: I

Ginger Princess Leia <3: Love

Ginger Princess Leia <3: You

Ginger Princess Leia <3: <3

scrabbled asutni: hey Alan?

Ginger Princess Leia <3: yeah?

scrabbled asutni: I

scrabbled asutni: Love

scrabbled asutni: You

scrabbled asutni: More

scrabbled asutni: <3

Ginger Princess Leia <3: Impossible.

A/N I know, another cheesy ending. I just published the first chapter of a new story I'm writing call Silent Heart, so if you want to, please check it out! Love you guys!