How I met your mother - Malfoy style :)

Year 2

His kids lean back as he continues, "Oh, I didn't like second grade much. There was a lot of boredom for me. Even though there happened a lot freaky stuff in Hogwarts. We did get to know about the Chamber of Secrets. But later about that one. Let's start with how this school year began. I was at Florish and Blotts when a famous guy called Gilderoy Lockhart was autographing there. I didn't like that guy at all. But your mother ... she was there too and totally keen on that guy. She adored him."

*Flashback* (Draco's POV)

I'm standing above all these freakish guys down there who intend to meet Gilderoy Lockhart. Man, how I hate that guy. He writes books about stuff he did. But actually I don't think he had done all these things all by himself. I mean look at him. He's just a frickin' pansy. Ok, sorry for that one, Pansy [Parkinson]. By the way I thought about that Pansy-girl. She is pretty cool. Yeah, rather cool than pretty but well, maybe I crab some butterbeer with her some time. Well, of course if I'm old enough to drink butterbeer. Ha, as if I would care about those rules. Nevertheless, guess who's also downstairs waiting for an autograph? The Weasley's. They reached a new low level. Anyways, she is with them. I mean sure, she only has eyes for that Lockhart-guy but doesn't matter. I'm totally over her, right?

Oh, they're about to leave. But before I have to insult that bunch of freaks ... muhahah.

"Wow, what we've got here. Scarface and the Redheaded Weasels. Well, and of course you ...", I say looking first at Potter, then at the Weasley's and then at her. I also give her a bad look. Just in case anyone would wonder why I didn't add any more offences to her.

The little Weasley-girl steps forward and says, "Leave Harry alone."

"Oh, cool, Potter. You've got a girlfriend now", I reply and laugh. Then I feel how something touches my shoulder from behind.

"Well, well, Draco, stop being a naughty boy", my father tells me and I step aside. Oh, how uncool he acts.

"Oh, Mr. Potter. Nice to finally meet you. Your scar is legendary as well as the wizard who caused it." He looks at Potters scar without touching it.

"And oh, red hair, dirty old clothes and used books. You must be the Weasley's. What are the odds" he states when he realizes that there is this brown-haired girl standing right next them.

"And you must be Ms. Granger ... Draco told me everything about you", he converses while watching her disgusted. I'm about to jump right in his face. How does he dare to mention that I told him the one or other thing about that girl?

Then he looks at me as I stand behind that girl and I see how Arthur Weasley, the father of those redheads is coming to us.

"Oh, Arthur, what surprise to see you here? Didn't know that you can afford to actually buy new books for your kids", my father alludes and takes an old book out of that Weasley-girl's cauldron, "but as it seems you can't. Because when I look at this", he says looking at that book he's holding in his hands, "it doesn't seem like you earn enough for that cruddy job you're doing. You work so much and that's all you can give your kids. Sorry, but that's ridiculous." My father lets out a short laughter and puts that book (wait now there are two books :O) back into the cauldron.

"Well, we have to leave. Draco, c'mon. I see you [he looks at Mr. Weasley] at work. Goodbye."

I watch her closely as I pass her and then I declare "I see you in school", staring at Potter and Weasley.

Then I follow my father.

*End of Flashback*

"Well, then when it was about time to get to Hogwarts I was in my compartment in the Hogwarts train already. I was looking for Harry and Ron, just that I can make fun of them about how my father scared them to death at Florish and Blotts. But actually, they didn't show up."