How I met your mother - Malfoy style :)

Year 4

He continues talking.

„Well, kids, fourth grade was ... different. And dangerous."

*Flashback* (Draco's POV)

Summer holidays again. Father is at those Death Eater meetings all the time. There about to bring back the Dark Lord again. I don't know how but father says the Dark Lord'll be back. And because of this and the troubles they have father is getting more and more aggressive. Yesterday he slapped my face so hard that I even cried. That was pretty tough. I have a black eye now. Pansy is coming to the Manor today. I hope she isn't too scared of me and my eye.

She arrived. Yeah. I give her a little kiss on the cheek and take her hand. Afterward we go to the big entrance of my house. I introduce her to my parents today.

"Nice to meet you, Mr. Malfoy" she says looking in my father's cold grey eyes. "Nice to meet you too. I appreciate that you're pureblood too. Would've never allowed Draco to have half-blood or even a mudblood girlfriend" he responds and then he leaves. "And this is my mother, Narcissa Malfoy." "Nice to meet you, Mrs. Malfoy" she utters and my mum shakes hands with her. "The pleasure is all mine", my mum replies and smiles shortly. As those official meeting-my-parents-stuff is over I take Pansy to my room upstairs and then we make out on my bed for a loooooong time. Well, I am a pretty damn good kisser.

*End of Flashback*

"No details, dad, please ..." Scorpius states with disgust. "Not yet, my son" his father responds devilishly.

*Flashback* (Draco's POV)

Father takes me to the Quidditch World Cup. We also meet the Weasleys, Pothead and Granger there. Granger looked a bit lost with all those Weasels around her. I would've taken her to the minister's lounge but well I have a girlfriend and she would have minded if I take other girl's to the lounge. Sorry, Granger. Muhaha.

After some time my father disappears. Oh, yes, he said something about a Death Eater meeting. And now we see the result. A bunch of Death Eaters attack the tents where the Quidditch viewers are sleeping. I hope he doesn't hurt Granger. Maan, does this start again? I HAVE A GF ... AND I AM NOT IN LOVE WITH GRANGER!

Back at Hogwarts Dumbledore announces that the students of Beaubatons and Durmstrang are coming to stay at Hogwarts for this school year because of the Triwizard Tournament. Nice ladies and Viktor Krum, most famous seeker of all times, are staying at Hogwarts. I like it.

We also have a new Defense Against The Dark Arts teacher: Mad-Eye Moody. And hell yeah, that guy is really mad.

Mad-Eye's class: soo freakish. He put that frickin spider in my face just to show us how the Imperius curse works. Thanks, Mad-Eye. Granger laughed at me. She will rue that one.

OMFM! (Oh my frickin Merlin!) Potter's a Triwizard champion. I wonder how he did that. Probably he asked some of the jerks from a higher grade but well who would help Potter do this? Of course I make fun of him. I jump off the tree as I say "Me and my father are betting. I say you aren't longer than 10 mins. in the tournament. He believes it's only 5 mins." "I don't care what your father says. He is evil and mean. And you're embarrassing", he claims and leaves. He will rue that. I take out my wand because I wanna curse him as Mad-Eye curses me while saying "Don't curse someone when that someone turns his back on you." He transfigured me into a ferret. Stupid dumbass. Before he transfigured me back I had to 'explore' Crabbe's underpants. Ew.

*End of Flashback*

"Yes, kids, that's the story which is now very famous as the 'ferret incident'", he says while his kids snort with laughter.

"So, the story goes on ..."

*Flashback* (Draco's POV)

Oooh, just heard that Granger and Potter might be a couple. Nice. :D

Ok, today's the Yule Ball and I'm going there with Pansy. That's awesome. We dance all night long and afterwards, well, I take her to my room. We make out for a long time and as Crabbe and Goyle don't show up we decided to have our first sex here. I kiss every part of her body while she opens my shirt softly. As my chest is naked I open the zipper of her dress nervously. Geez, haven't been so nervous in a while. Now she's in front of me just in her bra and her panties. Nice. Her hands grab for the zipper of my pants and finally find it. Quickly she relieves me from those. Then we started making out again. Oh, so damn hot in here. After another strip-session we're all naked and I'm lying above her. Her hands find their way from my back down to my ass and suddenly I'm 'entering' her. She moans under me and I can feel the heat we're producing. Oh, damn our sweaty bodies are stuck together and well, we both do enjoy it. After a few minutes she again lies next to me, still naked and sweaty, but we're both happy. Then we fall asleep lying there side-by-side.

*End of Flashback*

"DAAAD! Didn't I say NO DETAILS? Anyways why do you tell us sex stories about that Pansy-girl?" Scorpius asks irritated.

"It's important for the whole story, son. Well that was my fourth year anyways. At least the most essential parts."

"What's about the Triwizard Tournament? Who did win it?" Rose wants to now eagerly.

"Oh, sure. That's what you wanna know. But how your dad's first time went is unimportant! Didn't Uncle Harry tell you the story how he won the Triwizard Tournament and how Voldemort came back and how Cedric Diggory was killed?"

"Yes, of course. It's in our history books" Scorpius states now naturally.

"Well, then why do you have to ask?" Draco asks a little bit jealously of Harry.

"Just to rub your nose in it ... muhaha" his son replies evilly.