How I met your mother - Malfoy style :)

Year 8

„Kids, as I told you, your mother and I had to return for another year to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. It was the 1st of September after the war ended and I was pretty much happy to come back to Hogwarts. I mean after all that killing and those dangerous times I was happy to be at a safe place where I ‚just' had to study and not kill anybody ..."

*Flashback (Draco's POV)*

Today is the day. I'm going back to Hogwarts. Man, I'm quite happy because I heard Granger is also back to school. I mean, not that I care but that was an interesting fact. I was made Head Boy this year, because of my extraordinary commitment in the war, so I could take Granger to the Heads dormitory for some sex session if she would like that. (Of course she will, as I am known as the sex god of Hogwarts ;D )

As we are in the train, I find out that she is Head Girl so the thing's clear, we ought to share the dormitory which is fine. But what if I bring girls to my room? I guess she will be really like "Omg, you can't do this. Think of your responsibilities as a Head Boy .. blahblahblah .." Well, not that I care but I think this will be really annoying.

I'm now in the Head's compartment and she's there too.

"What are you doing here?" she asks me perplex.

"I'm Head Boy, Granger. And before you can say anything else: live with it" I answer.

"Wow, yay. After all this time we are now made Head Girl & Boy? I don't wanna say anything but is Professor McGonagall mad?"

"Maybe they want to reunite Gryffindors & Slytherins .. for whatever reasons."

"Why reunite, Malfoy? We never liked eachother and we never will. So why reunite?"

"C'mon, Granger, I don't care about your prejudices but I really don't mind. I had a hard year and I don't really want to start a fight again, ok?"

"Wtf is wrong with you? I'm having prejudices? You had a hard year? I guess we all had a hard year, ok? Shut it, Malfoy, you have no idea .."

"Then tell me what I don't have an idea of?"

"Ms. Granger. Mr. Malfoy. I guess you shouldn't start a fight already. We're not even in school yet" McGonagall says as she enters the compartment.

"I know how hard it must be for you two to share a Head's dormitory but I had reasonable thoughts about you two being Head Boy & Girl. I just thought after all this time where Gryffindors & Slytherins fought why not try to make them friends? And I hope you will make use of that opportunity."

With those words she walked out of the compartment and I didn't know by then how right she was ..

About 2 months later ...

"Fuck you, Malfoy. Fuck you so much!" she runs out of the Head's dormitory and screams, in one hand her wand which she points in the direction of the dormitory's door.

"What's wrong with you?"

"'What's wrong with you?' he asks! You son of a b*tch destroyed my project. It was worth 150 points for Gryffindor! I know exactly why you did it! You wanted to have the points all for Slytherin! I can't believe you could be so rude. I thought at least when it comes to school stuff you wouldn't bug me. Oh was I wrong!"

She's freaking out a bit, I guess. But I'm serious I didn't mean to destroy it.

"Sorry, Granger, but I am really NOT interested in those bloody points, you know? And although you won't believe me, because you NEVER believe me, I didn't MEAN to destroy it, ok?"