After Breaking Dawn...

After Breaking Dawn... Chapter 16

Re-doing all the chapters; condenseing all the ones with multiple 'parts' :)

No worries, it's all copy and pasted:

I read it over, and over, and theres this one part where he sounds, well, like a gay boy that loves shopping.

I don't know why, but I like it!

LMFAO.

Okay, lemme know what you think; rofl.

XOXO,

-Amber

CHAPTER 16: PARTY

PART 1& 2

JACOB BLACK

After hearing Edward's quick lecture on telling me not to bang his baby girl; to put it easily, I ran upstairs to get dressed in some French clothing Alice threatened me to wear. Actually, she followed me upstairs.

I turned to close the door, and Alice was starring at me, her hands clasped in front of her. I groaned, she pouted her lip. "Fine..." I muttered, closing the door as she pranced in. "Oh yay! I love dressing humans! Or, half humans.." she said smiling, I flopped down on my bed. "Have at it..." I said, watching her jump into step, running into my closet. Seconds later, possibly enough time to blink twice, she was back with hangers. "Hows this?" She asked, I didn't look at it, "Sure." I answered, she rolled her eyes. "No, you haven't looked at it!" she told me, I smiled cockily.

"Okay, why don't I close my eyes.. And you can tell me all about what you're holding?" I suggested, lounging back. I knew she'd like that. I felt her lay something on the bed before she began talking, "Okay! Black straight let pants.. Not that denim material, thats too fake. Then.. A regular black V-neck tee shirt underneath.. A white button-up, collard, white shirt with a nice black coat on top of it. Believe me, its.. what do you call it? Hot? Oh well.. And the shoes.." she said, I sat up when she said shoes, "I'll handle my shoes, thanks." I said, interrupting her, knowing she'd give me some fancy shoes that hurt your feet. "But, Jakee!" she whined, and I looked at her, "Alice, I wear jean shorts and an old tee shirt. Your fancy clothing is enough, and hell, you're probably going to want to make my hair look weird, too, so let me have my shoes." I smiled to myself, she sighed, "Yeah, okay. Get dressed." she said, I stood up.

Jakes Outfit: http://cdn.buzznet.com/media-cdn/jj1/headlines/2009/03/taylor-lautner-downtown-dude.jpg

She didn't leave when I changed, but I knew she'd seen it all before, so I didn't whine about it too much. After she pulled the collar up and over, to the left then back, and put gel in my hair, did she let me go downstairs. I knew my brothers would give me hell, knowing them to be casual, but I was almost surprised. They all had nice jeans on, and a polo. Now, I was going to get protective over my big sister if she looked.. well.. like.. like a whore; she didn't. "Wow, Jacobb, looking spiffy there.." Seth said, I looked at him, "Shut up." I said, mussing his hair.

I started looking for Renesmee, no luck. "Hey, everybody, lets go out to the back yard." Emmett said, escorting my family, as well as his, out back. I still hadn't seen Renesmee, or Rosalie for that matter. Rachel and Esme came down the stairs, and I couldn't lie, they looked nice. Emmett finally gave up on me, and went outback to wait for the guests. I sat at the bottom of the stairs, on the floor, waiting for Renesmee. I was about to go upstairs to find her, but as I stood up she was cascading the stairs with great finesse. I felt as if an arrow went through my body the moment I saw her.

She looked more beautiful then ever, possibly breath-taking. No, more then that. She had to be some ancient Greek goddess.

The dress she wore was strapless, and semi-short. She seemed to have a corset beaded top,she looked more amazing as the seconds passed, with that ball-gown-type lace from the bottom of the corset to right above her knees. She looked... Hot. I looked at her legs, and they were, well,the sexiest legs I'd ever seen on a woman. Renesmee defiantly looked like a woman in the shoes she was wearing.