Zodiac Stuff

One-Shot #3 Camping. (M)

Female: Aries, Taurus, Cancer, Virgo, Scorpio.
Male: Gemini, Leo, Libra, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius.

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"You guys I just had a brilliant...NO...BEYOND BRILLIANT IDEA," exclaimed Aries running into the room with the other zodiacs.

"Oh great, we're all gonna die," said Capricorn,"If you need me I'll be writing my will."

"NO WAIT. This isnt gonna like last time. I promise you that this a GREAT idea," Aries reassured.

"Ok spill it then," said Libra.

"Lets go CAMPING!" Aries exclaimed.

"Omg camping that sounds like fun," Pisces squealed.

"We wont get killed by bears right?" asked Cancer.

"Cancer dont worry all we have to do is stick by Scorpio and we'll be fine," said Pisces.

"Nah, if a bear came it be every woman for themselves," said Scorpio.

"Isnt it every man for themselves?" asked Sagittarius.

"Not in my book," Scorpio answered.

"You guys camping is a terrible idea. There are a lot of bugs and the water is all dirty and--" said Virgo.

"--I thought you were an Earth sign, arent you supposed to like nature." asked Gemini.

"And I thought Aquarius would like being on a plane," Virgo replied sarcastically.

"Hey humans were made without wings for a reason. Because we were not meant to fly," Aquarius defended himself

"ANYWAYS. Are we gonna go camping or not?" Aries questioned.

"Yeah sure why not," said Taurus.

"Yeah and if Cancer gets eaten by a bear, I promise to give her a nice funeral. How does 5 people attending sound," Gemini joked. Taurus hit him in his ribs with her elbow.

"Ow!!"

Taurus glared.

"It was just a joke ok." Gemini defened.

"It wasn't funny," said Taurus, then she walked away.

"Ok since we're going camping Virgo look for a campsite, Taurus and Sag start packing the food, Cancer and Pisces pack water and Leo and Gemini pack the tents and sleeping bags, and rest of us... we'll just pack the other necessities we we need," said Aries.

"When did you become the leader," asked Libra.

"Since I was born first and it was my idea," aaid Aries walking off.

**********Time Skip**********

"Are we there yet?" asked Sagittarius.

"Have we stopped walking yet?" asked Virgo.

"No"