Zodiac Stuff

The Signs as Stan Pines Quotes (O)

Aries: "The word please doesnt make money kid"

Taurus: "When there's no cops around, ANYTHING IS LEGAL"

Gemini: "Sounds like something a responsible parent wouldn't want you doing. . . good thing im an uncle. Avenge me kids! AVENGE ME!!!"

Cancer: "FINALLY, a good reason to punch a teenager in the face"

Leo: "You see, its, its funny because marriage is TERRIBLE"

Virgo: " Yes, YES BURN THE CHILD!!!!!"

Libra: "I was awoken by the soumd of mockery. WHERE IS IT. Show me the object of ridicule.

Scorpio: "Wash off the shame, Stan. Wash off the shame"

Sagittarius: "Would it be wrong if I punch a child?"

Capricorn: "Well! I learned nothing"

Aquarius: "DARN BEAUTIFUL MEN! Always eating out my trash."

Pisces: "Road to safety laws, prepared to be ignored!"

(A/N) Lol I loved this.