(A/N) This all happend BEFORE one-shot 2 so yeah.Male: Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius, Gemini, Libra, Leo.
Female: Aries, Taurus, Cancer, Virgo, Scorpio, Pisces.
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"Yo, Leo, Sagittarius, Cancer, Scorpio you done yet," yelled Libra.
No response.
"Oh well, I guess you guys gotta leave without them," said Virgo.
"Virgo why aren't you in a costume, aren't you coming," asked Pisces.
"Nope."
"What about Capricorn," asked Libra.
"Nope," answered Capricorn from a far.
"Taurus you're coming right. I mean you get free candy," said Aquarius.
"Nope," answered Taurus.
" besides no one give candy to teens," said Virgo
"AND THATS WHERE YOU'RE WRONG VIRGO," exclaimed Aries, who popped out of nowhere. And she had four kids with her.
"WHAT THE!!! WHERE DID YOU POP OUT OF!!!" yelled Virgo.
"U may never know," said Aries.
"Uh Aries, why do have kids with you," asked Taurus.
"Dont tell me their--
"WHAT THE HECK NO!!" yelled Aries.
"Did u kidnap them?!?" asked Virgo.
"NO!!"yelled Aries."Im taking these orphaned kids trick or treating."
".............."
"WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH ARIES!?!?!?!" yelled Taurus.
"What are you talking about I am Aries," said Aries.
"Are you sure, the real Aries would never do something if it wasn't for herself," said Virgo.
"Im so proud of you Aries, you're finally helping the world for the better," said Pisces.
"What are you talking about?!?!"Aries questioned." Im using these kids to get me free candy."
"There's the Aries I know and...........nah that it," said Capricorn.
Cancer enters the room, with her costume on.
"So Cancer who are you supposed to be," asked Aquarius.
*GASP* "What you dont recognize me, the Red hair, the Armor, THE GIANT SWORD," yelled Cancer.
"She's Erza you idiot," said Gemini.
"I dont even know you anymore. Libra get this stranger OUT OF THIS HOUSE," yelled/order Cancer as she pointed to Aquarius.
"Cancer, I don't take orders from you," said Libra.
"Who's this...Cancer...Im Erza and EVERYONE MUST LISTEN TO ME. NOW GIVE ME CAKE," yelled Cancer/Erza.
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