"OK GUYS,"Aries exclaimed,"I have gathered you all here to-"
"Um Aries, there's only three of us here..."Sagittarius stated," and one of us isn't even paying attention."
Aries walks up to Leo and grabs his phone and throws it out the window.
"MY PHOOONE!!"Leo yells looking out the window. The phone is broken. leo turns to Aries," You monster."
"Oh stop being so dramatic, you can buy another one,"said Aries.
"Now where was I. . . . . . . .OH YEAH! I have gathered you all here to talk about today's current event. APRIL FOOL DAY!" Aries Exclaimed.
"So Aries who's our target this time?" asked Sagittarius.
Aries walks up to the white board behind her, gets a pointer and hits the white board, "The Earth signs."
"Whhhaaaa. where's the fun in that?" Leo whined.
"Yeah Aries, Leo is right. The Earth signs, they're like robots. They feel nothing and they don't react." said Sagittarius.
"HA, AND THATS WHERE YOU'RE WRONG SAGITTARIUS!" Aries exclaimed." I mean, you do remember what happened on halloween."
"HAHAHA oh yeah i remember that. They got sent to-" laughed Leo
"SO that means all we have to do is constantly torment them?" asked Sagittarius.
"Exactly!"
"Too bad Gemini, Libra and Scorpio aren't here," said Leo.
"Yeah then this would really be interesting," Sagittarius agreed.
"Oh well the air and water signs aren't here right now, so its just us," said Aries.
"Anyways, what prank are we gonna start with?" asked Leo.
"We're starting small so we're doing this," Aries takes out a list of pranks and shows to Leo and Sagittarius. She points to the first one.
"Aries, im sorry to burst you bubble but this sucks," say Leo.
"I SAID WE'RE STARTING SMALL OK."
"Ok. Ok. No need to shout," said Leo.
********In the Kitchen********
"and...DONE," Aries exclaimed.
"I am ashamed that I did such a child-ish prank. Like really Aries Oreos and toothe paste," Leo complained
"Thats the easiest trick in the book," Sagittarius argeed."We should have send them to China or get them thrown into jai-
"-I ALREADY SAID WE'RE STARTING SMALL!"Aries yelled.
Taurus enters the kitchen.
"Hey guys," she says. Aries, Leo and Sagittarius act "normal".
"...what are you guys up too?" asked Taurus.
"Noooothing," fire signs say in unison
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Zodiac Stuff
RandomMerely your everyday type of fun yet odd book filled with the incomprehensible random "stuff" about the Zodiac.