Aries: "WTF THIS ISN'T FAIR!!!! WHAT DID I DO WRONG!!!"
Taurus: "But I dont have a boyfriend(or girlfriend) yet"
Gemini: "Meh" then sleeps through it.
Cancer: *wont stop screaming*
Leo: "BUT IM NOT FAMOUS YET
Virgo: "What the hell, why is this happening today, i finally got everything looking perfect and (rants rants rants).
Libra: Vlogs the whole thing
Scorpio: "FINALLY"
Sagittarius: "There was so much more stupid stuff I wanted to do. Aw man"
Capricorn: Spends there last moments eating. (#FoodIsLife)
Aquarius: "HAHA I PREDICTED THIS B!tches, BUT YOU DIDNT LISTEN. NOW DIE...SLOWLY...PAINFULLY!!!!
Pisces: Doesnt even know the worlds gonna end cause they're listening to music on max.
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Zodiac Stuff
RandomMerely your everyday type of fun yet odd book filled with the incomprehensible random "stuff" about the Zodiac.
