Zodiac Stuff

The Signs As Moms (O)

Aries: I brought you into this world and I'll take you the f*** out again.

Taurus: There are people STARVING around the world and you're sitting here, at the table, crying about disliking carrots!?!?

Gemini: Whatever you are doing.......just don't get caugh. And I didnt see anything.

Cancer: I'M STILL WAITING FOR THAT HUG GOODNIGHT!!!

Leo: Somebody else can make dinner. I already do enough around here.

Virgo: So. How was School? Just kidding. I called your teacher and I already know.

Libra: But Im so TIRED from wooooooooorrk. Can YOU PLEASE do the laudry for me? Mommy?

Scorpio: Seems like you're......hiding something. But dont worry I'll figue it out soon.

Sagittarius: Ugh. Do you have to follow me EVERYWHERE I go.

Capricorn: You wanna end up dead? Do that again.

Aquarius: What do you think people were like when it rained for the first time. Like "Oh Sh*t WATER IS FALLING FROM THE SKY!!"

Pisces: I was at the store and I saw something that reminded me of you! :D