Aries: I HATE EVERYTHING!! *tries to break something but doesn't have enough energy to*
Taurus: Eats everything then throws it all up right after.
Gemini: *laying in bed* I need to go to the hospital. I think Im dying. Im gonna die. Help me! Im gonna die!! THIS IS THE END!!!
(Tbh this me)
Cancer: *inside pile of blankets and pillows* *tears rolls down cheek* the world is cruel.
Leo: *sitting in a pile of tissues* Im so disgusting,I can never show my face again.
Virgo: *on web MB website* OH MY GOD!!! MOOOOOMMM!! HELP ME!! I THINK I HAVE
PNEUMONOULTRAMICROSCOPICSILICOVOLCANOKONIOSIS. HELP MEEEE!!!! (This is me too)
Libra: sleeps all day, occasionally wakes up to eat medicine and complain.
Scorpio: complains. complains. Complains. COMPLAINS. CoMpLiAnS C-O-M-P-L-A-I-N-S
Sagittarius: Tries to do stuff all day, only to make themselves more sick.
Capricorn: The most miserable thing on earth for them. *lies in a ball all day*
Aquarius: I SAID IM NOT SICK *throws up*
Pisces: Lies in bed, staring at the ceiling, surrounded by stuffed animals.
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Zodiac Stuff
РазноеMerely your everyday type of fun yet odd book filled with the incomprehensible random "stuff" about the Zodiac.
