(A/N) You can decide where the zodiacs are going. (σ≧∀≦)σ.(F) Scorpio, Aries, Virgo, Taurus, Pisces, Cancer.
(M) Capricorn, Leo, Sagittarius, Libra, Gemini, Aquarius.
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Tha zodiacs were going on a road trip, in there big RV. Virgo was reading. Taurus was eating. Gemini, Aries, Sagittarius, and Leo were playing Mario Kart on their hand helds. Pisces and Cancer were on wattpad updating stories. Scorpio was....who knows what she was doing. Capricorn was driving the RV. And Libra and Aquarius were arguing.
"Idiot. We all know cake is WAY better then pie," said Aquarius.
"No you're wrong. Pie is much better. It has flavor. Cake taste artificial," said Libra.
"Well cake lets you express your inner child," said Aquarius.
"MY INNER CHILD DIED A LONG TIME AGO!!" yelled Libra.
"THATS BECAUSE YOU EAT PIE!!" Aquarius yelled back.
"One word. Crust," said Libra.
"......well yeah but," Aquarius started.
"No buts. That it. Nothing beats crust," Libra says, then walks off, like a badass.
"I WWOONN. TAKE THAT GEMINI. HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE SECOND. HAHAHAHA," yells Aries and does her stupid looking victory dance. Then dabs.
"YOU ONLY GOT LUCKY," yelled Gemini.
"Sure Mr. falls of the edge," said Aries.
"I WAS PUSHED OF THE EDGE, BY YOU," yell Gemini.
"Ok then want a rematch," asked Aries.
"Yeah," Gemini answered.
"Is anyone going to celebrate my winning for third place," said Leo.
"NO ONE CARES ABOUT THIRD PLACE, Leo!!" Gemini and Aries both yelled at him.
"You guys are so mean," said Leo, fake crying.
********5 minutes later********
"HA I WIN AGAIN. THE TITLE OF BEST MARIO KART PLAYER IS MINE. ALL MINE," yelled Aries, doing her victory dance again.
"SHUT UP," yelled Gemini, then he threw the game box at Aries.
Aries dodges.
"You even suck throwing," said Aries. Still doing her victory dance.
"AIR. I NEED AIR. I GET OUT OF THIS RV!!!" Sagittarius complained.
"Yeah Cap. You should stop at a reat stop for a bit. We been in the RV for about 5 hours." said Virgo.
"FINE. you guys are all annoying anyways," said Capricorn.
**********30 minutes**********
"Ok were at the rest stop. NOW GET OUT ALL YOU!!!!!!!" yelled Capricorn.
"FREEEEDDDDDOOOOMMM!!!!" Sagittarius screamed, running out of the RV.
"OMG, Theres a little pet store, I hope they have cute little puppies. Come on Cancer," said Pisces.
"Ok. Scorpio do you want to come too?" asked Cancer.
"I already have a cat, what more do I need," Scorpio replied.
"But you might something you Liiiiike," Pisces persuaded.
"Fine!! whatever."
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Zodiac Stuff
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