Reaction to the New Prez (M)

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Trump has won the election.

Aries:"WHAT THE F***!!!HOW? THIS BISH ACTUALLY WON!!!WERE ALL GONNA DIE!!! F*** THIS SH**AND WHY IS THIS CENSORED!!!"

Taurus: "F*** were all doomed."

Gemini: *leaves a note sayin; Hey guys, I just want you to know that I went to the cliff......but I will be located at the bottom.
~Gemini"

Cancer: *is sobbing* what....did...I do wrong......this cant happen....*sobs*

Leo: "How is this ************-darnnit censors. How is this guy our president. If he cant control his sloppy hair how can he control our country."

Virgo: Bye!!!! Im going to Canada you guys. See you never.

Libra: *Locks themselves in their house with a lifetime supply of all their necessities*

Scorpio: *Planning to commit murder on (well we all know)*

Sagittarius: *Is helping Scorpio with the plan.*

Capricorn: *Is going to Canada with Virgo*

Aquarius: "I TOLD YOU ALL THAT TRUMP WILL BE PRESIDENT. BUT YOU DIDNT LISTEN. NO MATTER WHAT WE DO THE VOTES WILL ALWAYS BE RIGGED. FLUFF LIFE."

Pisces: "Meh I dont live there" Because they are only ones who were already located in Canada, just chill'n while all the chaos happened.

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