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Banana Yogurt Ice Cream

Yoongi gritted his teeth as he refreshed that certain Instagram post. He could feel his blood boil, literally.

The post was nothing big nor serious. It was just Hoseok updating his feed with a cup of yummy looking ice cream with the caption: "Banana yogurt ice cream!!!!!!!!!! It's reaaaaaalllllllly yummy! Thanks Taehyungie for the recommendation~!" And of course, he had to end that with a hashtag "#ILoveYouTae", and tagging Taehyung in the post even if he wasn't in that picture.

Yoongi didn't understand why he was so angry. Hoseok was just his best friend, and Taehyung was Hoseok's other best friend. What did Yoongi feel about that post? Upset? Definitely. Mad? Probably. Jealous? May-

Wait. Why was he jealous over his best friend? Yoongi slapped his face twice before refreshing the post again. Oh man, he did really need to sort his feelings out very soon. He's definitely not crushing on Hoseok, he's just Yoongi's best friend after all.

But look, there were new comments!

@ Taetaehyungie: I didn't recommend you that! I just feel like I have heard that flavour before but have never tried it

@ JungHorseok: Yeah you TOTALLY didn't. Asking me to take away one for "somebody" too? Boo, I won't!

@ Taetaehyungie: You meanie TT I was just feeling like that flavour TT

@ JungHorseok: Yeah Tae, you totally didn't threatened me to bring you one in 15 minutes. I am at your door, now open up

@ Taetaehyungie: You are the best XOXO <3 <3

Yoongi had to physically fight back the urge to throw his phone across the room. Why was Taehyung craving for ice cream at 11pm anyway? He isn't a female with overflowing hormones working for those few days in a month. And why would Hoseok read his message and not reply, but chatting with Taehyung? Is he even his best friend? Now they're just going to hang out and chill at Taehyung's house without him and make out--

WHOAAA. Hold the f*ck up Min Yoongi. You are TOTALLY not in love with your best friend Jung Hoseok.

XXXXXXX

Yoongi's sleep was disturbed by the ringing of his doorbell. He sat up groggily, realising that he was lying on the sofa, the television was still switched on, and his phone was still being clutched tightly in his hand. He literally fell asleep thinking about Hoseok last night.

Yoongi wanted to sleep more in his room but gosh, the doorbell won't stop. Instead, it was getting louder and louder (in his opinion). Yoongi stormed to the door, opened it miraculously without breaking the hinges and was ready to slap whoever at the door across the face.

"Hold up and chill, bud." Yoongi was instantly fully awake when he heard Hoseok's voice.

"oh, it's you. Come in, then." Yoongi said nonchalantly, moving aside. "why are you still asleep at 12pm by the way?" Hoseok asked.

"I stayed up a little bit too late on my phone." Yoongi replied, pouring Hoseok a glass of water. "You know, Instagram and stuff."

"Were you stalking someone?" Hoseok suddenly moved closer to Yoongi once he sat down on the sofa. Yoongi immediately put the glass of water down in case Hoseok knock it over (knowing his friend, he would probably pounce on him like a puppy wanting attention). "Is it a girl from college? I have grade A+ stalking skills and I can help-"

"Stop it, I'm not stalking anyone-" Yoongi had not finished his sentence when Hoseok suddenly took Yoongi's phone on the table. "NO don't take my phone you horse!" Yoongi tried to snatch his phone back from Hoseok but it was too late. Hoseok unlocked it and there it was, Hoseok's post of the ice cream.

"I wasn't! I! It wasn't like that!" Yoongi tried to speak but he was too red in the face to form a coherent sentence. Hoseok stared at the phone until reality dawned on him. "Oh, Yoongi, my best bud." His lips immediately curved up to form a smirk. "I was right. You really WERE stalking someone."

"I just happened to come across this when I accidentally fell asleep!" Yoongi tried to explain himself but Hoseok merely scrolled upwards only to find the page refreshing, scrolled downwards and there was nothing. "I know how Insta works, Yoongi." His smirk became bigger while he leaned closer to Yoongi. "You clicked into that post and stayed there. Not to mention, you can't click into one post unless I mentioned you, and I didn't, or you turned on post notifications for me."

"What's wrong with me turning on post notifications for you?" Yoongi stuttered, and he gulped silently. Hoseok was indeed right, he did turn on post notifications for Hoseok, and for Hoseok only. You see, he was THAT keen for him.

"Lat time I checked, you didn't turn on post notifications for anyone saying that 'I'm too occupied to care for their shxt.'. But now you have post notifications turned on? I bet it is for me, only."

Yoongi was speechless. Sometimes, your best friend knows you better than yourself. "I see, you are my personal stalker. Never once I thought you would do that for me." Hoseok leaned in more, their lips only a few inches apart. "Want me to get that banana yogurt ice cream for you?" He whispered seductively.

Yoongi wanted to refuse, but his body reacted before his mind could. He nodded, and Hoseok proceeded to attack him on the lips. Whoa, a banana yogurt ice cream could really lead to your best friend making out with you. Yoongi initially wondered whether Hoseok did that to Taehyung too. But for now, he melted into the kiss. He had finally felt those soft lips on his own, and that was far more than he could imagine.

A tiny spot in his brain was telling him to stop, to back away, but he just wanted it too much.

Anyway, when Hoseok showed up at Yoongi's door again later that week with the dessert and a fuming Taehyung in his embrace, Yoongi knew he was finished. For no good.

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I UPDATED!!! *throws confetti around*

I am typing this on PC so I'm not sure what will happen to the format...but let's hope it's not so messed up lol

This is one of my most recent work, I wrote it about 4 days ago. I thought it will end up sweetly (and hot) but my mind decided to add on something to it. I hope you guys realise that the last paragragh is my (failed) attempt at a plot twist lol

I will try to write something sweet but my most most most recent work (written yesterday) is also angsty. Somebody help me xD

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