Christmas pick up line

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Ashton: 

Non Dirty - “Shouldn’t you be sitting on top of the tree, Angel?”

Dirty - “That’s not a candy cane in my pocket, I’m just happy to see you!”

Calum: 

Non Dirty - “I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you.”

Dirty - “Wanna meet Santa’s little helper?”

Luke:

Non Dirty - “I like milk and cookies but I’d rather have you.”

Dirty - “Interested in seeing the ‘North Pole’?”

Michael: 

Non Dirty - “Even Santa doesn’t make candy as sweet as you.”

Dirty - “Want to check out my mistletoe belt buckle?”

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