Camren (One Shots)

Sober Driver

One shot based off the image above.
I saw this a couple weeks ago and I thought how cute (different) it would be to do a one shot like this. I hope you guys enjoy it.
Ps. It won't be very long because it clearly isn't the kind of thing you can write words and words and words on but anywho enough of this A/N that seems to go on for decades...

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They were going to a Christmas party. It was around that time in December. Lauren wanted to drink but she couldn't if Camila was and knowing her wife, Camila would consume some kind of alcohol tonight. It's been years since she wasn't the sober driver. Camila isn't an alcoholic, she just prefers to drink rather then drive. Lauren feels the same, but it's as if she always pulls the shorter straw and ends up being the sober driver for her wife. But tonight that won't happen.

"Camila, I'm going to be drinking tonight. Just remember that!" Lauren yelled upstairs.

She heard a crash and then a mumble of "fuck" and then footsteps coming down the stairs in little pitter patters. What a child.

"But Lauren.... I was going to." Camila pouted.

"Not tonight, I want to be driven not be the one driving." She stated. She wasn't going to lose this.

"But babe, I thought we were trying for kids remember? Can't do that with alcohol poisoning." Camila said.

"You're pulling that card? Well I'll have you know, I called our doctor while you were at work and he said that I can drink alcohol just not get off my face. Which I don't want to. I just want to have a couple drinks okay?" She questioned. She didn't want Camila to think that she was just taking a risk. Of course she called the doctor. She was always cautious in whatever she did anyway. Camila should know this.

"But.." Camila started.

"No buts. Go finish getting ready. I don't want to be late to Demi's. You know how she is." Lauren pointed her finger to the stairs before turning around and finishing off the cookies she was supposed to bring.
Sure, they were store bought. But nobody needs to know that. And sure, she may have iced on a red hat and beard on the cookies that already had a man on them. But it's all about the thought..?

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"Oh thank god! I thought you guys weren't going to show!" Demi said as she saw the two girls standing in front of them. One holding cookies and the other holding a bottle of wine. This should be good. She thought with a smirk.

"Yeah sorry, Camila wouldn't stop whining so I had to teach her a lesson. Stop smirking like that, I didn't mean it like that. Kinky bitch." Lauren mumbled the last part, but of course Demi picked it up.

"Oh okay, daddy." She smirked.

"Ok, that was one time and the door had a 'do not disturb' sign on it. Now, are you going to let us in or what?" Lauren said.
Camila just stood there with a smile. Eyes flicking between the two as they continued to argue. Their friendship was hilarious, especially when the older girl had consumed some alcohol. Which, it seemed like she's already had a little bit of the eggnog she could see over Demi's shoulder.

"Ok, whatever. Just so you know. I can easily destroy you. Now let's go Camz. I wanna go see Ally." Lauren grabbed Camila's arm and dragged her inside as Demi stepped aside. Speechless.

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The music was pumping through the house. People were standing with drinks in their hands and talking to people they haven't seen since the last Christmas party. Camila and Dinah were having a competition of who can fit the most cookies in their mouth while their wives stood and watched with smiles on their faces.
"C'mon Camz, you can fit bigger things then that in your mouth!" Lauren didn't realise it, but when Dinah spat out all of her cookies over the approaching Ally, laughing her head off. Her mind seemed to catch up with what she just said.

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Camila hadn't drunk anything all night that had alcohol in it. She was thirsty for it. She knew Lauren wanted her to be the sober driver for once in her life but she hadn't seen Lauren pick up one glass of any kind of alcoholic beverage at all. So what if she had a drink? One wouldn't kill would it?

Going to the kitchen to grab a drink she comes across Lauren standing there with Ally having a conversation. No way can she get a drink now. Lauren is right there!

"Hey babe, what are you doing in here?" Lauren asks her. Camila just blinks at her.

"If you think you're gonna have a drink, you can think again." With a grin and raise of her eyebrows she pulls a wine bottle out of nowhere, seriously where did that come from? And unscrews the lid and starts to chug.
Camila can't believe her eyes. She drinking a whole bottle of wine to make sure she isn't driving.
I hope Lauren realises that her head won't feel too bright because of this tomorrow morning. Camila thought. But she didn't care, the amount of times Lauren cared for her hangover couldn't be counted with her hands and toes. She let Lauren have her glory for a bit.

Once she finally finished the bottle, Lauren gagged.
"That is the nastiest fucking shit I've ever had." She spits.

With a laugh and a spin, Camila walks into the other room to be greeted by another dare Dinah had come up with.
Whoever can squirt eggnog out their eyes first wins a wine bottle. Seriously, how the hell does she come up with this shit?

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Yay that was horrible. Thank you children. Bless up 🦁🔑