Camren (One Shots)

Santas Elf

I'm heartbroken.
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The girls were sitting in a circle on Ally's lounge floor. They had shared around a bottle of vodka so they were a little more then tipsy.

"All I'm saying is, the reindeers treated Rudolph like shit right? But suddenly when Santa needed him they were like "omg Rudolph!! I love you!! I want to have your babies!!" You know? Like he was useless until one, one foggy Christmas Eve and then what happens after that? Santa says "alright son, you've been useful now back to shovelling prancers shit" it's so unfair and Rudolph deserved better!!" Lauren went on.
The girls all yelled their agreement with slurs of "fuck yeah!"s and "fuck you Santa!" And a special one from ally "I'll shovel your shit Rudolph".

"Ok there's that!! But what about Santa? Like that song, he knows when you've been sleeping, he knows when you're awake. He knows if you've been bad or good, so be good for goodness sake. It's creepy and quite frankly, he sounds like a perv." Normani said. She slurred every now and then, which clearly proved how much she had had to drink.

"The elves! Oh the elves! They are forced to work non stop to make presents for the kids of the world. And they get paid with nothing. "It's all for the children!" Fuck that shit, it's slave labour." Dinah knew this stuff, she was straight up educated.

"Ally! How does it feel to be worked to the bone like slaves?" Camila asked the shorter girl.

Ally just glared while Lauren fell back in laughter.

"Aha! Get it! Because she's short, so she's an elf" Dinah slapped Normani's arm, finding what Camila said hilarious.

"Hey Ally, can I give you my letter to Santa? Can you deliver it straight to him? What stamp do I use? The one that has Santa in a sleigh or Rudolph?"

"He deserved better!!" Was heard from a particular girl who was still flat on her back.
With a fist raised in the air.

"Camila, when you get me being an elf out of your head I would like you to remind me how it feels pulling a sleigh? Seeing as you're a reindeer and all." Ally glared at Camila.

"BURN"
"OO SHIT"
"I can't get up"

"Allllyyyy you're a Christmas elf you're supposed to be nice." Camila whined.

"You're the reason I hate being drunk with you losers."
"Yeah be nice ally elf!"
"Please help me I am dying"

"Seriously can someone help her back up?" Ally gestured to the girl who was, still, on her back.

"Lauren can be a snowman because she's so pale, holy shit." Normani stared at the now sitting up right girl, in amazement. As if a dinosaur suddenly appeared out of mid air.

"Nooo! She would melt!" Dinah threw herself in Lauren's lap. "Please don't melt!"

"Well you being in her lap isn't helping her stay frozen you idiot!!!" Camila grabbed Dinah's arm and started pulling her off Lauren's lap.

"I'm done with ya'll, you're all a mess." Ally exclaimed. Getting up she wobbled a bit, regained her balance then went up the stairs.

"Yeah we should really hit the hay, especially you Camila. You've got a big day pulling the sleigh tomorrow!" Dinah laughed.

Camila groaned and threw an object that was closest to her at Dinah. Thankfully, it was just a couch cushion.

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Does anyone watch scream queens?? Cause the season finale fucked me up omf. Hester and Brock got me fucked up 🙌🏼 RIH (rest in hell) Hoffel though, she won't be missed.