Something I Can't Have (Seme Male Reader x Kakashi) {Naruto Shippuden}

AP: Hidan (Pt 5)

two weeks later....

shikamaru pov

"i cant believe we are actually gonna do this," i grunted, tightening my tie. the guys were all lined up in front of the mirror, putting the remaining touches on our suits for the wedding. "tsk....i cant believe kiba is calm right now," said naruto. he found out a couple of days ago that it was john's wedding on accident. hinata had a slip of the tongue. kiba's reaction wasn't what we thought it would have been though. in fact, it would be more sufficient to say it didnt bother him at all. only real difference is that he chose to wear a white suit today and wow am i dumb. well....i can guess what kiba is gonna attempt to do today so i need to brace myself. i put the finishing touches on my black suit, cause im not as crazy as kiba is, and headed downstairs, closely followed by naruto. "so....im sure you can guess what kiba is planning, huh?" he whispered. i nodded. we got to the living room, spotting the ladies sitting comfortably on the sofa. "finally! you guys ready?" asked hinata as she got up, sporting a one piece black dress, not unlike the others. only real difference was ino's silver stripe across the front of her black dress. "kiba is doing something to finish up but we are ready," said naruto. a few minutes before kiba made his way down. "everyone ready?" we all nodded. "ok....lets go start some shit!" we all followed hinata out the door.

kakashi pov

i wont deny, im a little conflicted about this. part of me says stay home and sulk about it cause it will never work while the other part of me sees this as the only chance i have at getting laid in the past few years. part of me is conflicted about the message i interpreted when i got the letter. was it meant to be interpreted that way? is this really a sign that i was to go to this wedding and chance getting john back? i dont know. i had been thinking about it the entire time i was putting my silver suit on. yeah, i was conflicted about the happenings between me and john. he still made a good point. booze, food, and dancing make for great mingling. even if i dont hookup with john, i can still mingle a bit and might go home with a plus one like john said. i tightened my black tie. ok. i pulled up my silver mask. im all good. time to go pull me a man, be it the groom or some other guy.

two hours later....

reader pov

konan, kakuzu's wife, was the one with the pleasure of helping me with my suit. the white haired woman was absolutely beautiful. she always wore a calm subtle demeanor. graceful and classy. intelligent and humble. an ethereal motherly aura she emitted. "turn around so i can see that fine ass," yeah, until she spoke. i swear it was the funniest thing when we first met. me and hidan double dated with konan and kakuzu and every assumption i had about her came crashing into a burning heap of rubble when she spoke to me. i did as she asked, feeling only mildly uncomfortable as she quite literally stared at my ass through my suit. "tsk, tsk, tsk. its just not right. just devastating that women everywhere will never get a chance to see such a great ass. anyway, how are you feeling?" she asked. i turned back to face her. "im good. gettin married in like ten minutes to the man i love in front of all the people i know. im all good," i smiled. "oh god you should have seen kakuzu when he told me about you guys! he was literally sobbing his eyes out when he said that hidan and you were getting married. he said that he would finally be rid of the asshole," she laughed. i shrugged. "as long as we are happy, who fucking cares about anyone else," i said. "i know right! i said the same thing when me and kakuzu got married. anyway, its time to go get you married!" i followed her out the door.

kakuzu pov

i still cant believe it. just thinking that just over a year ago, i hated his fucking guts. he was lonely and sad and fucking desperate for attention both physically and mentally. he was a selfish prick who wanted nothing more than the eternal suffering of those cursed to be around him on a daily basis. now...now he is smiling soo brightly as i tightened his tie. naturally i never thought i would see the day where i was happy to be here with him, fixing his suit. making sure he looked perfect for his special day. i patted him down and not in a foul way like what was the norm before john. "how are you feeling?" i asked, already knowing the answer. "i feel like the perfect example of how stalking someone can pay off," he said, a sick grin crossing his face. i couldn't help but chuckle at that. i finished setting his suit, making sure all the creases were out of it. i took a few steps back to look at him. his grin never fell as he admired himself in the mirror. "looking good man!" i gave him two thumbs up. "tsk...i gotta. john has so many other people he could talk to its unreal. i gotta keep him coming back with something," he said. i chuckled. some final touches. "ready to go?" i asked. he nodded and we headed out.