author's note: i had to give him a last name for this story to work. dont know for sure but it might longer than AP: Obito. i was actually hoping to get to this one before i got shipped off but ill have plenty of time. i might even finish the AP series! i dont know. i guess we will see.
SSP: chapter 1 (yup. huge deviation for this story)
Main Difference from Main Story: you talk to kido instead of hidan on grindr
reader pov
Name: (F/n) (L/n)
Username: avg-guy2
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 180 lbs
Body Type: Athletic Muscular
Position: Top
About Me: timid and a bit shy but really outgoing when you get to know me. looking for a little fun but wouldn't mind more if it came to it.
i had a nice face pic as my profile pic and one body shot of me in my undies. figured it would help people get to know me. they suggested it. sasuke said i had 35 messages within the first 10 minutes of him creating it. i scrolled through it. yeah. lots of nudes. 'fuck me' and 'marry me' were the most common. i was scrolling through the messages i received when i spotted a legitimate greeting.
Spider-Man: what up man
i looked at the message for a long time. i was wary. i decided to check out the profile.
Username: Spider-Man
Height: 6'0"
Weight: 170 lbs
Body Type: lean, twink, fit, slim
Position: versatile
About Me: hmu
there was a picture of a guy with dark skin and a ponytail. he wore a large black hoodie and that was pretty much it. he was looking off into the distance as he was crossing the street. the angle suggests someone else took this picture of him. he was cute but id like to see more than just that. even i have a body shot. he piqued my curiosity. i guess it wont hurt to say hi, right?
me: yo
the green light said he was on right now but it took him a few minutes to respond.
Spider-Man: whats a fine guy like you doin on a sight like this?
me: wondering if there are humans on here. so far i haven't found one
Spider-Man: whoa. tough. i thought you were a robot at first. u know how those fine ones turn out to be robots to keep people on the site
me: no clue what u are talking about. of course i haven't been on this sight for long so i dont know
Spider-Man: lol. whats your name? i know its not 'average guy'
me: sure it is. says it on my birth certificate and everything
Spider-Man: shit really? i didnt know. im sorry
YOU ARE READING
Something I Can't Have (Seme Male Reader x Kakashi) {Naruto Shippuden}
Fanfictionwatch as kakashi the college professor falls for the reader, who happens to be one of his students. features seme reader and uke kakashi. as the norm, loads of other ships in it but the main one is reader x kakashi. this is a yaoi. moderate smut.
