Bal: a King and his queen

Tipsy or just plain drunk

*Please make sure to read the full A/N at the bottom as it's really important ❤️❤️*
*that night while the guys are staying at one end of the castle, having been banished there by the girls, the girls are in the other side, while one party is a sleepover consisting of boy talk, wedding details and the odd glass of champagne the other is more like a college frat party, it wasn't hard to figure out which was which*
Mal: so Evie and Doug have tied the knot, Ben and I do it tomorrow, Jane, Audrey, Lonnie, which one of you will next?
*Evie and Mal chuckle, Audrey and Lonnie smirk but Jane just looks down and plays with something on her finger*
Evie: WAIT! WHAT?!
Jane: what?
Mal: she's talking about that ring you just so happen to be wearing
Jane: oh that....yeah.....umm
Evie: TELL.....US.......EVERYTHING!!!!
Jane: it's Mal's day, I'll give you all the details somewhen else
*but of course Evie had the scent and she wasn't letting go that easily*
Evie: tell me!
Jane: somewhen else
Evie: TELL MEEEEEEEE!
Mal: I'd just give her what she wants because she will get it one way or another
Jane: we're not engaged, they're just promise rings, but I found it really sweet
Audrey: adorable
Lonnie: okay so back to the wedding
Mal: Christ you guys are fast on the turnaround
Audrey: dress?
Mal: Evie made it
Jane: so it's gonna be amazing then
Mal: pretty much
Evie: well thank you, and I gave it a slight purple tinge to make it more Malish
Mal: yep rather than well you know OTT fairy princess
Lonnie: even though technically you're a fairy
Mal: not that kind though
Audrey: plus she's not gonna be a princess she's gonna be a queen
Mal: god don't remind me
Jane: you'll do great
Mal: I'm the daughter of the worst villain ever and I'm gonna be the queen, doing great is a little bit of a push
Evie: Mal people don't see our backgrounds anymore
Mal: maybe they don't see yours E but we all know that deep down they still look at me and think Maleficent
Evie: technically that is your name
Mal: shut your face
Jane: wait what?
Mal: Jane you know this
Jane: oh yeah I do
Audrey: I didn't!
Mal: yeah you really did
Audrey: oh yeah
Lonnie: I knew! I knew!
Mal: well done Lonnie
*they all chuckle and have a few more sips*
Mal: let's play a game called who can get drunk slowest, we all have to keep drinking and whichever one of us is most sober at let's say midnight wins
Evie: but you know I get drunk easily!
Mal: that's he point, you're freaking hilarious drunk
Evie: whatever, I will beat at least one of you
Jane: not me, not this time
*meanwhile on the other side of the castle*
Ben: Chad loses, give the dude a shot
Carlos: I'm a little busy here
Jay: with what?
Carlos: stopping the room spinning
Doug: we really shoulda stopped him about ten shoots before we did
Ben: this is why we didn't have this bachelor party the night before my wedding, kings are not supposed to turn up drunk to their own weddings
Jay: plus Mal would like totally freak
Carlos: does anyone else see stars or is it just me
*soon they've all done a few more shots except Carlos who was barely able to stand up let alone do something such as walk in a straight line so it was decided shots weren't for him*
Ben: I have an idea
Jay: YASSS
Chad: calm your shit man
Jay: no I mean I get the last shot! WOOHOO!
Ben: let's have some fun
Carlos: I think I'm gonna be sick
Ben: DO THAT LATER! Get some toilet roll and stuff we're gonna go interrupt the girls a little bit
Doug: they will so kill us
Ben: my dearest Doug, live life to the fullest!
*at this point they were all drunk off their asses so it seemed like quite a reasonable idea to them at the time, the girls however were not quite drunk enough to find it funny when they did arrive, well, all except Evie who had failed miserably and had gotten rather beyond tipsy and was laughing erratically as the boys barged in and started making a huge mess of everything, they were all screaming and yelling until Mal finally made it clear how this would end*
Mal: BENJAMIN FLORIAN BEAST IF YOU DONT GET YOUR ASS OUT OF HERE RIGHT NOW THEN THERE WILL BE ISSUES, AND I MEAN FUCKING MASSIVE ISSUES!
*startled by his fiancée's tone he immediately changed his behaviour*
Ben: I'm sorry
Mal: now get out right now or you and I are going to be having a serious conversation tomorrow
Ben: yes ma'am
*he goes he give her a kiss but she shoves him off*
Mal: not when you're drunk
Ben: are you trying to tell me you're not even a little tipsy
Mal: yes but my breath doesn't stink of alcohol and I'm not trying to just casually start making out with you
Ben: okay, I'm sorry
*the boys quickly retreated in awkward silence until they were out of earshot at which point the remaining toilet paper found itself all over the castle, well not all over, but let's just say that Cogsworth was not impressed the next morning*

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Yes, yes they did teepee the castle

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As some of you may have seen on my rove story I have had issues with an account known as @emilymolly1999 post what she claims are DM's I've sent her, I want it made clear now, that anything she's posting is out of context and does not show any of the number of rude things she's sent me, I have enough class and decency to not post private messages here but I want it made clear and understood that she's deliberately trying to make me and emily (thecreatorkids) look bad to carry out a grudge against us, I have deliberately kept this quiet even though she's been sending things for quite some time as I didn't see fit to dredge that up, but if she wishes to put me on the defensive then I will defend myself and my friends, don't go sending her hate or whatever, commenting things because it's not worth it, she will just mute you and claim you have been nasty to her, just leave her be, she wants the attention so don't give it to her, I really genuinely liked her a lot but this is out of order and if I have to speak out to defend myself and others then I will, thank you for reading and I hope you can have enough confidence and faith in me to ignore whatever she says about me, we are not in good terms but I refuse to bring to light any other messages without further provocation, thank you, hope you liked the chapter goodnight I love all of you who are willing to support me and defend me through this 💖💖 always amy xoxo