Off Camera

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Liza and David stood in front of a golf course.

Liza laughed, "David I can't golf!"

He laughed too and looked at his vlog camera, "I can't golf but I can try... LETS GO!"

The two walked up to a golf instructor with a long brown beard. His long hair was in a bun in the back, he was wearing a Hawaiian shirt.

"Hello, younglings, I will be your instructor. My name is Thomas. Are you ready to begin the best golfing experience of your life?" He asked in a calm voice swinging his club slowly back and forth.

David and Liza nodded a little unsure.

"Sounds good, New York golf is the best. Okay let's start with how to hold a club, why don't you grab one of those," he pointed to a been full of different clubs.

While they walked over there, David whispered to Liza, "This is going to be a loooong day." Liza laughed as David handed her a club.

A few moments later, all three of them were swinging their clubs like, "a grandfather clock." As Thomas had said earlier.

"Very good at swinging your grandfather clock arms, well done." He started to softly clap. Liza and David smiled awkwardly as a strange man, stood staring at them clapping. They exchanged glances and laughed a bit with a small "thank you" here and there.

Once Thomas stopped clapping, he cleared his throat to speak, "Alright since you got the swing down, you want to aim for the hole, okay? So don't try and hit it too hard, or too soft just try and get it within a foot of the whole, the- the circle of love."

Liza almost choked on her spit, "of love?" she asked trying to hold in a laugh.

"Yes now, now girl why don't you go first."

"Alright."

Liza gripped the club, swinging it back and forth about to hit the golf ball, when Thomas stops her.

"Wait! You're holding it too hard! Okay, imagine you just found a lost, hurt little bird, and you pick it up, you want to have a firm grip so it does fly away but you want to hold it lightly so you don't hurt the little fella." He painted a picture for a confused Liza with his hands.

"David turned on his camera filming the instructor talk about birds and grandfather clocks."

The rest of the day, they played with Thomas as he made up weird methods.

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Sorry that this chapter is so :p and this story is so dead!

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