Tiva Short Stories

It Was Nothing

"So last night was..." I cooed as I smiled at my partner. 

"Nothing" Ziva laughed " it was nothing as far as everyone else in this building needs to know."

"Even the part in the shower?" The car? The kitchen table? Those were nothing?" I teased, running my fingers through her hair. 

"Because if I do remember correctly, someone seemed quite loudly satisfied with them last night"

" You will have nothing hanging between your legs if you don't shut up" Ziva whispered.

"So tonight..."I lingered.

"Oh I'll tell you about tonight..." She leaned close to my ear and then licked me like she had at that stupid sexual harassment meeting years ago!

"Code red!" I screamed.

"You bet a baby"Ziva said confidently  "Now that aught to keep you quiet until tonight"

I thought about correcting her, but tonight would be cancelled if I was missing my manhood.

The elevator dinged. 

Ziva smacked me and hissed "stop looking at like that"

"Like what?"

"Like you've seen me naked"

"Hey Tony! Hey Ziva!"  The overly cheery McGoo squeaked as we walked in. 

"What are the chances you guys would both get here exactly 5 minutes late!"  He beamed, causing Ziva to turn and speed walk away to the break room.

"Well McIdiot there's this magical thing called our crappy office building only had one elevator and its about ten minutes between each one... " I growled.

"Wow somebody had a rough night" McGee chuckled and made fake crying sounds. 

"Rough is right McGee, Rough is right" I responded, shaking my head, just in time for Ziva to return with coffee in one hand and a newspaper in the other.

She slapped me upside the head with the newspaper as she walked to her desk.

"Are you always such a pig Tony?" She scoffed .

God she was good at this.

"Don't ya know it baby!" I grinned and winked at her.

"Tony is that the same shirt as yesterday?" The Insufferable McAnnoying called out.

"No McBlind" I scoffed, walking over to his desk and taking his glasses.

"Is intelligence linked to poor vision?

"THAT'S WHY NERDS WEAR GLASSES McGEEK IVE CRACKED IT" I clapped and threw his glasses back onto his desk.

"Okay easy Socrates, that shirt has the same coffee stain that your shirt yesterday did" McKnow-it-all retorted. 

"Does it?" I muttered looking down to see both coffee and sweat stains.

"Yes!" He cried out.

"Oh thats right. My car broke down so I slept at a hotel nearby" I quickly said, looking to ZIva for guidance who only shook her head, trying not to laugh.

ncisgurl202"So how'd you get to work today?" McDetective said , placing his boyish face on his oddly manicured hands, like a 16 teen year old girl waiting to hear about how good Paul was at kissing. 

"Oh I picked him up" Ziva shouted. 

"Well that's awfully kind Ziva"

"It was nothing." She responded, I tried not to lose it, burying my face in my arm to conceal my chuckles. 

"Ziva now that I look at it I think you're wearing the same shirt too" McDeathsentence said. 

"I like this shirt. I own many of this shirt. Are those the same pants from yesterday McGee?" Ziva snipped coldly. 

"What ? No! I love these pants! I have like 9 pairs why would you thin..oh" McIdiot babbled. 

"Point in suitcase" Ziva smirked.

I wanted to correct her, but frankly she was too cute. Unfortunately , my silence gave me away. 

"Tony really you're not going to jump on that?" McNosy asked. 

"Something is  really up between you too"

Before I could open my mouth, Ziva threw her pen at my head.

GUYSSSSS! 3rd story in 3 days I am on fire! Show mama some love? EWWW that sounded gross I'm sorry. I'll go now.