"Let it out Zi" Tony said and reassuringly placed his hand on her back, holding a camera in his right hand. He had this odd obsession with home movies at the most inappropriate times.
"Get off of me," Ziva panted and continued to clutch the white porcelain vessel "Just get out "
"Ziva" He was using his "preserve precious memories" voice.
"Are you filming me ?" She groaned as she looked up and then yelled, "GET OUT"
He sighed and carried the camera out of the bathroom and grabbed his coat to leave so as apartment.
"As you can see chickpea, ima is working very hard to bring you into this world"
"But would you mind letting up a little bit?"
"Don't tell ima i said this, but ..."
"Every time she gets sick she feels weak. And she doesn't want me to see her as weak so she kicks me out of her apartment"
"Which I get, it's fine, but I keep leaving my wallet in her apartment , and pretty soon someone is going to catch on because I keep having to borrow money for lunch"
His phone rang.
"Speaking of someone who could catch on chickpea , your grandpa Gibbs is calling."
"He doesn't know that he's a grandpa yet, part of your mothers agreement to let me keep my testicles after I got her pregnan..."
"Actually I shouldn't be telling you this, God"
"Crap I need to answer the phone "
"Crap ! Sorry I said crap! Ima said I shouldn't say ..."
"Crap I really need to answer"
"Hey Gibbs, Gibby, Gibs the Jibs"
"Dinozzo where are you ? Your lunch break ended half an hour ago ! With Ziva on vacation we need all hands on deck. "
"Aye Aye captain on my way"
"Why did Ziva choose now to cash in on her vacation days ? She had 8 years of days saved up , what changed? " He yelled at Dinozzo.
"No idea boss. She sent me a great post card from ...Portugal
"Portugal Eh?" Gibbs repeated, "Jenn and I were stationed there once, beautiful country."
"Sure seems to be, see ya soon boss" Tony laughed.
"That chickpea is an example of lying"
HIIIII GUYS HOW ARE YOU???? Shout out to ANNIE MOUS(?) FOR BEING SO SWEET AND REQUESTING THIS!!! PART 3? Is this your cup of tea ? Or coffee? Lol gtg ttyl xox
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Tiva Short Stories
FanfictionHi! I'm Anne, or @sheisaweapon on my fan page . Unfortunately, I do not in fact own NCIS, and believe me , if I did , things would be a lot different... (Wink,wink). Like every other NCIS fan there is nothing I want more than for Ziva to come back...
