The Mafia's Sniper

Meeting the POOP EATER.

Carson p.o.v

Papyrus finally forgave Sans and I for the Christmas puns and Christmas carols, but he still gave Sans a fake glare every time they crossed paths. I pulled out my phone and played a song that I recently downloaded.

"I'm blue da do de da do die~" I said quietly, singing along when I remembered something. The tapes. I grabbed my bag from upstairs and slid out the front door and down the street. Just to be sure, I reached into my bag and felt inside, the tapes and CD were there. I let out a sigh and walked towards the Dreamurr home. Then I remembered what I said to Sans when he was with Toriel, I just hoped that she wouldn't set me on fire like Frisk said she could. I knocked on the door and, to my luck, Toriel answered. "Hello?" I waved to her and she smiled. "Frisk, your friend is here to see you!" I could hear someone else inside too yelling to Frisk. "DON'T YOU MEAN GIRL-FRIEND!~" I tugged on my shirt sleeves like I always do when I'm nervous and Toriel just smiled, though I could tell even she was feeling uncomfortable by the comment. Which only made me feel worse for what I said to Sans about her. Finally, Frisk came to the door and smiled innocently, which only made me more uncomfortable. "Go right upstairs if you'd like i'm making Butterscotch Cinnamon Pie." I couldn't help licking my lips and it seemed Toriel noticed, because she laughed a little before heading to the kitchen. Frisk gestured for me to come upstairs and closed the door behind up once we reached her room. "So, why are you here?" I looked down to see her holding a flower with a face, pouting and mumbling in her arms. "First, tell me," I bent down to reach the flowers level and smiled. "Who's the talking Dandelion?~" He began a rampage of things that I didn't quite catch, and the things I did understand, weren't so friendly either. Big mouth for a weed. I thought to myself as I looked back at Frisk. "His name's Flowey, he's the one that used to be a giant TV plant demon thing." I started laughing and he took hold of my arm with his leaves pulling me towards him. "WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT? YOU LOW-LIFE EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN BEING?" I smiled deviously and pushed him off. Getting close enough to grab his stem. "Frisk told me so much about you~ But she never said anything about you being such a-" I could tell Chara was going  explode at me for touching her plant friend so I stopped and let go. "Ha, scared?~" I had this urge to grab the knife in my pocket and give his petals a trim, but I held back the urge. "Far from it, you stupid has been." "Never was!" "Garden weed!" "Cow droppings!" "Homicidal crybaby!" "depressed ninny!" "Megalomaniac!" "Cereal murderer!" "POOP EATER." I could hear Frisk snickering behind me at the fight and what I called Flowey as he gasped, insulted, and pouted. "I hate you." He mumbled. "Psh, like I care." She set Flowey on the table and he stuck his tongue out at me as I drew my hands across my neck, implying that I would kill him later, and turning back to Frisk. "So, he's the one who was talking downstairs?" She flinched. "You heard that?" I shrugged. "Kinda hard not to hear when he has a mouth as big as that." I pointed to him and he growled at me. "Anyways, could I borrow your tape recorder?" Frisk nodded, handing it to me. "Of course, what for?~" I gave her a look saying it was none of her business and she held up her hands in defense. "just asking.~" She passed them to me and I gave Flowey one last stink eye before walking out of the room. I  heard Flowey say one last thing. "Somebody likes Carson~" Frisk sighed. "Yeah, you." I chucked a knife into her room and heard Flowey scream as I headed to the door, then I heard a thump and Frisk came up to me. "You for got something." I smiled and look it out of her hands. "Why thank you Lady Frisk~" She turned red and I smirked, leaving her there as I headed back towards Sans and Papyrus's house.

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I hope you liked this Chapter of The Mafia's Sniper. I hope your happy because I wanted to do a moment of rage between Carson and Flowey. Also, I want to point out that for all those people who think that it's either Papyrus x reader or Sans x reader I am still considering who I want Carson to end up with and I'm not promising anything. Who know? Maybe it'll be a Frisk x reader or a Flowey x reader instead. Anyways, hope you liked this chapter, bye guys!

~Pj_Fresh