The Mafia's Sniper

IT AIN'T CHRISTMAS.

(P.S. Don't read if you hate cheesy puns, don't say I didn't warn you :)

Carson p.o.v

I ran down the stairs, pulling on my vest while rushing out the door to my room and sliding down the railing of the stairs. I quickly turned into the kitchen and almost jumped on Sans, sliding to a stop and possibly giving him a heart attack. "What the heck!? You scared me kid!" I laughed a little at his comment, turned to Papyrus, and smiled. "Hey Papyrus! Guess what day is coming up?~" He looked at me confused. "Christmas!" Sans laughed a little and I tried to ignore him. "BUT IT'S STILL NOVEMBER! HOW ON EARTH IS IT ALMOST CHRISTMAS?" Sans smiled at the situation in play. "Guess what that means Pap?~" Even I was confused this time. Sans snapped his fingers and teleported behind Papyrus with an evil look on his face, sending shivers up and down both of our backs. "OH GOD NO!" Sans's smile grew brighter as he looked at Papyrus's face, though I was still clueless. "Christmas puns!" Papyrus slapped his face at the sound of those words. "SANS NO." He said, though it was muffled by the hand on his mouth as if he was going to barf at any moment. "Sans yes.~" He said, his face lit up with excitement. "GET OUT OF MY HOUSE." "What? I thought the meaning of Christmas was for all the family to be 'present'~" I started laughing and Papyrus gritted his teeth. "What? Am I being to 'cold' for you?" I started slamming my fists on the table, my laughter even louder. "To me, this is 'snow' joke~" I fell off my chair and landed with a thump. But honestly, no one minded. "Well, I guess i'd be better off saying ' Fleece-navidad~" He said, randomly pulling up a wool coat. "THAT'S IT! I'M OUT!" Papyrus said, raising his hands up and beginning to walk away. "Fine then I'll just 'shovel' along myself~" I continued laughing from underneath the table. "I OFFICIALLY DIS-OWN YOU!" Papyrus said from the living room. "HO HO NO! I'm not done yet!" Sans yelled, chasing after his brother. I finally got up, my face red and my eyes crying with laughter. I grabbed my phone deciding to join the fun and texted Papyrus. 'I'm sorry about Sans being so bi-polar!' I wrote. "OH MY GOD!" I heard from upstairs. I started laughing and continued texting. "I guess snow-one's escaping Sans's puns anytime soon~" I heard more screaming and Papyrus's door slamming shut. I turned around and Sans appeared behind me, sending me flying backwards. "SERIOUSLY! STOP DOING THAT!" He laughed a little and helped me up. "I got an idea~" He said, pulling me closer and whispering in my ear. I nodded, smiling, and slowly crept up the stairs to Papyrus's room.

Papyrus p.o.v

I sat on my bed and grumbled to myself angrily. I can't believe Sans for pulling all those puns! He's a terrible influence. Suddenly I heard a knock on the door. I Ignored it until it was just plain annoying and swung open the door. "STOP KNOCKING!" Suddenly, I heard one f the deadliest things that could tick me off right now. "We wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas and a-" I slammed the door and started screaming again. Then I heard it. "-happy new year~" "IT' NOT EVEN CLOSE TO CHRISTMAS! IT'S NOVEMBER YOU TWO! NOVEMBER!" They started laughing and I heard stomping down the stairs. I let out a sigh. Then They came back. "Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way!~" I screamed at them again and they left. Then, as soon as I thought the coast was clear... "Santa baby, just slip a sable under the tree~" I opened the door, my face hot with anger, and she ran downstairs. Snickering with Sans as I fell onto my bed and tried to sleep.

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I hope you like this chapter! Also, to all you people out there who don't like puns, I am so sorry about how cheesy this chapter is, I never orna-meant for it to be this bad. But I can't promise this will get better. So for now, I hope you liked this chapter and thanks to you all for commenting if you did! Thanks and bye guys!

~Pj_Fresh