The Family of Bats (DRABBLES)

Shampoo

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"You smell good." Richard said hugging Tim from behind as Tim sat at the table.

"Why are you smelling me?" Tim asked.

"Is that...cucumber melon?" Dick asked.

Tim stiffened.

Jason started laughing.

"You use cucumber melon?" Jason laughed.

"What do you use?" Tim asked, glaring.

"Old Spice." Jason said.

Richard didn't say anything.

"What, Dick-head? Too manly for you?" Jason smirked.

"No. I was thinking you might use Axe or something." Richard shrugged.

Before Jason could respond, Damian walked in.

"DAMI!" Richard screamed and ran over to him.

He pulled Damian into a bone-crushing hug.

"But we still have four unanswered questions." Tim said.

"And what are those?" Jason asked.

"What shampoo does Dick use? What shampoo does Bruce use? What shampoo does Alfred use? What shampoo does Damian use?" Tim asked.

Richard took a deep whiff of Damian's hair.

He stopped, pulled Damian away from him, and looked at him with wide eyes.

"Damian. Are you wearing my shampoo?" Richard asked.

"What? Tt. Why would you ask such an idiotic question, Grayson?" Damian was blushing and looking anywhere but at Richard.

Richard just laughed and held Damian close.

"I love you too, Dami!" Dick smiled.

"So, Bruce?" Jason asked, wanting more blackmail.

"Not right now. He hasn't have coffee yet." Richard pointed out.

"You never said what shampoo you wear, and Damian." Tim said.

"Oh! I wear Strawberry and Crème!" Richard smiled.

Jason sprayed his orange juice all over the table as he laughed.

"You wear Strawberry and Crème?! Both of you!" Jason laughed his head off.

"What's wrong with Strawberry and Crème?" Dick asked.

"It's more girly then Cucumber Melon." Tim said bluntly.

"My mom wore it." Richard looked down sadly.

Everyone immediately stopped making noise.

"I didn't mean to laugh about that. But it's pretty funny that you wear girl shampoo." Jason said.

"I know. It's okay." Dick smiled, reminiscing.

"You know, in our trailer that was the only shampoo we used because my mom went shopping. She'd always get Strawberry and Crème and my dad and I used it because it was just shampoo. We all didn't need three different types of shampoo. A) It would be too expensive and B) We were a small family. One shampoo bottle lasted quite some time." Richard smiled.

Alfred broke everyone out of their small sadness as he came in with several mugs of coffee.

He placed them in front of Jason, Tim, and Bruce.

Bruce immediately grabbed his and started drinking it.

"What shampoo do you use Alfred?" Tim asked.

His head was cocked to the side, looking at Alfred with wide, curious eyes.

"Oh, just some Rainfall shampoo. Why do you ask, sir?" Alfred asked.

"No reason, just curious." Tim said.

Alfred nodded before leaving.

"Rainfall. It suits him." Dick nodded.

"Great. Now all that's left is Bruce." Jason smirked evilly.

"Brucie! What shampoo do 'ya wear?" Richard asked, hugging him around the neck behind him.

"Hhmmm. Old Spice, I think." Bruce said, still reading the paper.

"'Kay! Thanks Bruce!" Dick kissed Bruce's left cheek and went back to his seat.

"Hmmm." Bruce made a sound of recognition before going back to reading the newspaper.

"How come you get to do whatever you want to him?" Jason asked.

"I'll show you later." Richard smirked evilly.