The Family of Bats (DRABBLES)

Vacation (Part 3)

The family goes on vacation.

WARNING: Fire, Bad Language, (Probably Rough) Translations, Craziness  

"Does everyone have everything they need packed?" Bruce asked as Richard came down the steps with his suitcase.

"Yep!" Dick smiled.

He received a few nods and Damian's "Tt."

"May I suggest that everyone take the weapons they have packed out of their suitcases before we get to the airport?" Alfred more said then asked.

"We go on a private jet anyways." Jason said.

"I still do not want you having weapons." Alfred said, holding his hand out.

Jason and Damian sighed as they had to take out all the weapons in their suitcases.

Cass did so without complaining.

"Utility belts and costumes too. This is vacation, not work." Alfred said.

Steph, Bruce, and Tim took out their utility belts.

Bruce, Tim, Damian, Cass, and Jason all took out their uniforms.

"Seriously? Am I the only one who isn't so paranoid?" Richard asked.

Alfred looked at him and held out his hand.

Richard looked at it before grimacing.

He took a pocket knife out of his right pocket.

"Seriously? You can't say anything, Dickie. You had a weapon!" Jason said.

"I only had one! You all had at least three each!" Dick said.

"Master Damian, I suggest you leave the cookware here also." Alfred said, looking at him sternly.

Damian grumbled as he undid his suitcase and pulled out a frying pan.

"What?" Richard asked, looking at the frying pan.

"I don't have to explain myself to you." Damian said.

"Now, everyone can put their suitcases in the car. Jason, take your guns out." Alfred said.

"We're completely unprotected then!" Jason protested.

Alfred raised an eyebrow.

Damian snorted, "You may be, but I am not."

"You little shi-" Jason started.

"JASON!" Richard scolded.

"Yeah, yeah, Dickhead." Jason brushed him off, putting his guns on the table.

"The one on your ankle too." Alfred reminded him.

Jason cursed and threw the gun down.

"Now you may put your suitcase in." Alfred said.

Soon, they were off to the airport.

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They were all on one of Bruce's private jets.

Jason had his legs kicked up as he reclined in his seat.

Tim was tapping away on his laptop.

Cass helped Steph play a strategy game.

Alfred was watching the scenery pass by.

Bruce was reading a newspaper and sipping some coffee.